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World champion ANVIL shooter?? Oh, hells yeah!

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World champion ANVIL shooter?? Oh, hells yeah!

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:15 pm

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/anvil ... ds_man.php

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Now, there's a sport for me!!


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Post by roadmissile » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:46 pm

Looks like it would go well with an exploding hammer...

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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:03 pm

I like how he leans over to light the fuse with his face directly over the thing.

Smart.
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:20 am

We so need to do a run to Punkin' Chunkin' again soon.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:19 am

Everything about this is awesome.
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Post by problemaddict » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:22 am

Gay Wilkinson, Anvil Shooter. No Homo.

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Post by piccini9 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:36 pm

I've been wanting to build an anvil shaped kite for a while now. This is good motivation for me.











no homo

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Post by Ames » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:46 pm

I can't stop watching this. Really, I'd love to see this happen in real life.
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Post by Gauss » Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:01 pm

Sisyphus wrote:I like how he leans over to light the fuse with his face directly over the thing.

Smart.
Come on, at least he put on safety glasses first. :P
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:03 pm

I like the 'Some shit is gonna happen, and were gonna wanna run like hell in a minute.' attitude.
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Anvil Trajectory

Post by Maccs » Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:00 am

Considering the hangtime the popped anvil got, the LZ was pretty close to the launch site.
Reminds me of when I was a kid. We'd shoot an arrow straight up, and hope we could see it coming back down and step aside...
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