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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
get on my horse...
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
This has been posted <a href="http://www.www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewt ... 0">here</a> before, also... the site you are linking to is a hacked re-post by Digital Gangster. (as was the one that I posted earlier <a href="http://www.www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewt ... 0">here</a> by Matt+Krow) The actual site is <a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazi ... /">here</a> which is called "Amazing Horse" on www.weebls-stuff.com basically the whole thing seems to be a giant clusterfuck... however:
If you would like to give your click to the original artist click <a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazi ... /">here</a>.
Funny none-the-less.
If you would like to give your click to the original artist click <a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazi ... /">here</a>.
Funny none-the-less.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
Ok, so I was informed that my response was harsh an 'crazy', I just thought that I was being informative, if you have ever interacted with me in person you would know that there was no ill will or tone intended, I just wanted to deliver some knowledge. Apparently that makes me psycho. Oh well, no matter, the song is awesome and I had it stuck in my head for an entire 7+ hour motorcycle ride.
So... Get it however you can and let it infiltrate your brain... Enjoy the horse pop.
So... Get it however you can and let it infiltrate your brain... Enjoy the horse pop.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Am I am the first one to stare at this for ten minutes, waiting for it to end?
I claim drugs in my defense. Prescription drugs, legitimate and for the purpose of assisting the delivery of a kidney stone, but druuuugs nontheless!
Yeah, sweet lemonade!
I claim drugs in my defense. Prescription drugs, legitimate and for the purpose of assisting the delivery of a kidney stone, but druuuugs nontheless!
Yeah, sweet lemonade!
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
RexAddict wrote:Am I am the first one to stare at this for ten minutes, waiting for it to end?
Yeah, sweet lemonade!
Did you see the green screen? If you didn't you should watch it again until it pops up. Quite Brilliant.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Stop holding back, Magnus. 
Do ya think so?
Edit: If I ever own a horse it will wear Geordi LaForge glasses all day, every day..
No, you're not. After I saw this the other night on another site I frequent it was playing in the background all night.RexAddict wrote:Am I am the first one to stare at this for ten minutes, waiting for it to end?
I claim drugs in my defense. Prescription drugs, legitimate and for the purpose of assisting the delivery of a kidney stone, but druuuugs nontheless!
Yeah, sweet lemonade!
Do ya think so?
Edit: If I ever own a horse it will wear Geordi LaForge glasses all day, every day..
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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I fuckin' hate every one of you sons of bitches what posted this thing up.
It took 3 days to finally get the refrain of "sweet lemonade, oh, sweet lemonade" out of my head.
You fuckers.
--Jaeger
It took 3 days to finally get the refrain of "sweet lemonade, oh, sweet lemonade" out of my head.
You fuckers.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
I love things like this! I want to media convert this song and put it on my iPod now...
weebls stuff reminds me of this every time:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/flash/6003giraffe.swf
My housemate and I sing it every time we work a 6am work shift together... I'll have to introduce him to the horse one now.
weebls stuff reminds me of this every time:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/flash/6003giraffe.swf
My housemate and I sing it every time we work a 6am work shift together... I'll have to introduce him to the horse one now.
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Damn you, damn you all!
I used to have this one stuck in my head for months at a time. Would call friends and leave it as a message. Still have it as a ringtone...
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/
I used to have this one stuck in my head for months at a time. Would call friends and leave it as a message. Still have it as a ringtone...
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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I hate everyone that has posted a link in this thread.
Super epic.
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Super epic.
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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
What have you done!?!
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"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
how long do you need to wait for this green screen? i have tried and just can't seem to sit through it for that long!erosvamp wrote:RexAddict wrote:Am I am the first one to stare at this for ten minutes, waiting for it to end?
Yeah, sweet lemonade!
Did you see the green screen? If you didn't you should watch it again until it pops up. Quite Brilliant.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
Pancake wrote:how long do you need to wait for this green screen? i have tried and just can't seem to sit through it for that long!erosvamp wrote:RexAddict wrote:Am I am the first one to stare at this for ten minutes, waiting for it to end?
Yeah, sweet lemonade!
Did you see the green screen? If you didn't you should watch it again until it pops up. Quite Brilliant.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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thesoapster
- Maltov Rattlecan
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
i still can't see it. i must be stupid.BackDoorBarbie wrote:its after the 5th repeat, but if you miss it, you have to start it over again.Pancake wrote:how long do you need to wait for this green screen? i have tried and just can't seem to sit through it for that long!erosvamp wrote:RexAddict wrote:Am I am the first one to stare at this for ten minutes, waiting for it to end?
Yeah, sweet lemonade!
Did you see the green screen? If you didn't you should watch it again until it pops up. Quite Brilliant.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
BackDoorBarbie wrote:it flashes really quickly, but you can pause it when the screen comes up, but its so awesome. i dont want to ruin it for you though.Pancake wrote:BackDoorBarbie wrote:its after the 5th repeat, but if you miss it, you have to start it over again.Pancake wrote:how long do you need to wait for this green screen? i have tried and just can't seem to sit through it for that long!erosvamp wrote:RexAddict wrote:Am I am the first one to stare at this for ten minutes, waiting for it to end?
Yeah, sweet lemonade!
Did you see the green screen? If you didn't you should watch it again until it pops up. Quite Brilliant.
i still can't see it. i must be stupid.
I don't believe that there is a secret green screen. Nope. don't believe it.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Could be a problem with your browser. What are you running?Pancake wrote:I don't believe that there is a secret green screen. Nope. don't believe it.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
firefox 3.5.4. Alas.. i have given up on my quest to see the secret green screen. cause i don't believe it exists.Zim wrote:Could be a problem with your browser. What are you running?Pancake wrote:I don't believe that there is a secret green screen. Nope. don't believe it.
bastards.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Oh Cool, I also read that it happens gradually, over ten seconds or so, not quickly. I will continue watching for both versions, as long as it takes!Pancake wrote:BackDoorBarbie wrote:it flashes really quickly, but you can pause it when the screen comes up, but its so awesome. i dont want to ruin it for you though.Pancake wrote:BackDoorBarbie wrote:its after the 5th repeat, but if you miss it, you have to start it over again.Pancake wrote:how long do you need to wait for this green screen? i have tried and just can't seem to sit through it for that long!erosvamp wrote:RexAddict wrote:Am I am the first one to stare at this for ten minutes, waiting for it to end?
Yeah, sweet lemonade!
Did you see the green screen? If you didn't you should watch it again until it pops up. Quite Brilliant.
i still can't see it. i must be stupid.
I don't believe that there is a secret green screen. Nope. don't believe it.
p.s. I am also viewing it with Google Chrome, could that be a problem? I know some sites (especially corporate ones, like ibm and our corporate intranet) only work with IE for the complete viewing pleasure.
The Nebstar Babies: In your mind hold our various "bug's bag". Use them in your way, you don't have to hate plastics. Find what you really should do and really should be not like last night not like this morning passed and maybe. Not like now can be somebody else in you!
These are the Feelings!
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
There is now new hope for a magic-maned, universe traveling horse in the near future.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8345578.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8345578.stm
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Ooh! That's Dirty!UndertheGun wrote:There is now new hope for a magic-maned, universe traveling horse in the near future.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8345578.stm
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
Hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm.... Pickle surprise!thrasherbill wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
I couldn't help it... resurrecting this thread for the sake of posting this:
and also this:
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I'd say this is my favourite version so far.
and also this:
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I'd say this is my favourite version so far.
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact: