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Post by sun rat » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:54 pm

the effort to stay ahead of the game at school is kicking my ass. i spend all my time studying.

the shitty economy is also kicking my ass. which is ok since due to studying i don't really have time for a job. but i have roommates.

next semester will not be any easier, however it should be just as fun. maybe even moreso, since i will be taking three classes in russian, instead of just two.

i will officially be a double major after this semester: german and russian.


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fuck it all.

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Post by Photo » Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:07 am

A double foreign language major would kick anyone's ass. You're a brave woman, Sunrat!

Gotta ask this - are you able to think in both languages, yet? How intense is the immersion of your courses?
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Post by sun rat » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:05 am

i will only be done with the first year of russian in december, it IS an intensive course. the next semester will be the second year of russian along with another class in conversation simultaneously. the people who have passed through the russian courses all speak fluently.

the upper level german professor and all her classes = a total bust.
i'll have to work completely on my own(in addition to the coursework in all her classes) to get to the fluency the russian students get from their series of courses.

that said i can think in german part of the time.

i will be graduating in spring of 2012. hopefully with two translation certificates too.
fuck it all.

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Post by xtian » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:32 am

A-wow !
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:45 am

Ah, sie lebt noch...nett mal wieder von Dir zu hören!

Halt den Kopf hoch! Deutsch lernen ist für jeden schwer, ich merke das jeden Tag wenn ich mit zig Deutschen spreche die es selber nicht richtig hingekriegt haben.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by Pintgudge » Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:47 am

Sorry about the ass-kicking, but I admire you very much for committing to making a change that You want.

Are you and Der G gonna talk in German now so the rest of us sit back and scratch our heads?

It's really good to hear from you!
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Post by sun rat » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:11 pm

DerGolgo wrote:Ah, sie lebt noch...nett mal wieder von Dir zu hören!

Halt den Kopf hoch! Deutsch lernen ist für jeden schwer, ich merke das jeden Tag wenn ich mit zig Deutschen spreche die es selber nicht richtig hingekriegt haben.
Ja, Ich lebe. Vielen dank.

Ja. Es ist schwer aber man muss gut sein, wenn man gute Arbeit will.
Sie haben mehr Glauben als ich.
fuck it all.

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Post by sun rat » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:15 pm

Pintgudge wrote:Sorry about the ass-kicking, but I admire you very much for committing to making a change that You want.

Are you and Der G gonna talk in German now so the rest of us sit back and scratch our heads?

It's really good to hear from you!
asskicking is what friends do for each other, nicht wahr?

and now i have two presentations due thursday, russian workbook work due wednesday, and a creative writing project due sunday night.

пока.
fuck it all.

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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:23 pm

sun rat wrote:Sie haben mehr Glauben als ich.
Darf ich "Ihnen" das DU anbieten?
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I said I have a big stick.

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Post by sun rat » Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:13 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
sun rat wrote:Sie haben mehr Glauben als ich.
Darf ich "Ihnen" das DU anbieten?
Nein!

Es ist nur Gewohnheit. Der einzige Deutsche ich spreche, ist dem Professorin.
fuck it all.

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Post by Jonny » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:25 pm

ぜんぜんわかりません。。。


:?

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Post by karl package » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:34 am

Good to see you are alive. Where's MATPOC? He might still know some Russian.
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Post by Vespalina » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:02 am

Jonny wrote:ぜんぜんわかりません。。。


:?
LOL! Thank god for Google Translate, cause I was actually able to follow this thread...even what you said above Jonny :)

Kudos to you Sun Rat! That's some heavy duty coursework you're undertaking. It's fantastic that you're learning other languages so thoroughly and fluently - something that is so lacking in America is knowledge of how to speak other languages fluently.

What do you want to do with your language mastery when you finish school?
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Post by rubber buccaneer » Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:15 am

Jonny wrote:ぜんぜんわかりません。。。


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Post by sun rat » Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:18 pm

Vespalina wrote:
What do you want to do with your language mastery when you finish school?
this is the strange thing. the deeper i get in, the more numerous my options are. at this point the choices are all only mildly overwhelming.

with a double BA, at one end of the spectrum lies teaching high school language. at the other end lies the foreign service office. in between those two points are ESL work abroad, contract translation, corporate translation, teaching community college, the peace corps... any of which is fine work to me.

i may be forced to go to grad school just to have stuff narrowed down for me.
fuck it all.

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Post by Zer0 » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:06 pm

Pintgudge wrote:Are you and Der G gonna talk in German now so the rest of us sit back and scratch our heads?
Schreibt was ihr wolt, ich setze hier trotzdem und kratzt mein Kopf (entweder Deutsch oder Englisch)--nichts zu sagen wie ich mein Arsch immer kratzt.

But seriously Sunny--Kraut AND Russki? Goddam. I did that once--seriously. I did German and Russian for three semesters or so--kicked my ass. Russian;'s a trippy language with alll those declensions--you HAVE to drink vodka heavily to make sense of it.

German's not too tough for me, being my first language, and all, but Russian--hoowee!!! Good luck.

Glad you're back--stick with it!
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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:23 pm

Zer0 wrote:Schreibt was ihr wolt, ich setze hier trotzdem und kratzt mein Kopf (entweder Deutsch oder Englisch)--nichts zu sagen wie ich mein Arsch immer kratzt.
Zer0 wrote:German's not too tough for me, being my first language...
Interessant, interessant...aber warum hast Du dann da oben, zumindest dem Anschein nach, Google Translate benutzt? :P

Tschuldige, ich konnte nicht widerstehen, wenn wir schon mal über Linguistik schwadronieren.
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Post by MATPOC » Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:33 pm

You and your gibberish! если не лень попробуй это перевести! А если я ещё матом добавлю... capish?

ich verstehe, etwas Deutsches aber kann nicht gut schreiben.

Auf Wiedersehen!

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Post by dozer » Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:55 pm

Pero', dovresti anche imparare anche l'italiano, semplicemente perche' quando ci vai in vacanza i zingari non ti rubano la borsa. Sono geloso, vorrei imparare il russo pure io...
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Post by MATPOC » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:42 pm

dozerone wrote:Pero', dovresti anche imparare anche l'italiano, semplicemente perche' quando ci vai in vacanza i zingari non ti rubano la borsa. Sono geloso, vorrei imparare il russo pure io...
Siete italiano?

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Post by dozer » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:56 pm

Non sono italiano, ma ci ho vissuto per un po' di tempo...Je parlez francais aussi, e esto imparando el espanol.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).

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Post by Zer0 » Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:53 am

MATPOC wrote:You and your gibberish! если не лень попробуй это перевести! А если я ещё матом добавлю... capish?

ich verstehe, etwas Deutsches aber kann nicht gut schreiben.

Auf Wiedersehen!
I forgot too much Russki, and I'm too lazy to type in your fucked bastardized greek-backwards latin alphabet, but here's something from the top of my head:

О вы, замужние, о вдовы,
О девки с целкой наотлёт!
Позвольте мне вам наперёд
Сказать о ебле два-три слова.
Ебитесь с толком, аккуратно,
Чем реже ебля, тем приятней,
И боже вас оборони
От беспорядочной ебни!
От необузданной той страсти
Пойдут и горе и напасти,
И не насытит вас тогда
Обыкновенная елда.

Oh yeah, one more thing:

Ёб тебя

:P
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Post by Zer0 » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:03 am

DerGolgo wrote:Interessant, interessant...aber warum hast Du dann da oben, zumindest dem Anschein nach, Google Translate benutzt? :P
Warum denn, Jetzt ist es kein Geheimnis wie Scheißschlampig mein Deutsch ist. Mein Deutsch ist rightig Komödie, und bin ich stolz darauf.
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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:03 pm

Zer0 wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:Interessant, interessant...aber warum hast Du dann da oben, zumindest dem Anschein nach, Google Translate benutzt? :P
Warum denn, Jetzt ist es kein Geheimnis wie Scheißschlampig mein Deutsch ist. Mein Deutsch ist rightig Komödie, und bin ich stolz darauf.
Gut für Dich!
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Post by MATPOC » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:43 pm

Zer0 wrote: Ёб тебя

:P
The proper thing to say is Иди на ХУЙ!

:wink:

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Post by sun rat » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:27 pm

MATPOC wrote:
Zer0 wrote: Ёб тебя

:P
The proper thing to say is Иди на ХУЙ!

:wink:
хеи! я понимаю!

:lol: :lol: :lol: забавный мужик!
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Post by Vespalina » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:12 am

Um....je parle un peu francais....?

Seriously though, I'm absolutely astounded by the fluency in language around here. Especially Russian...I don't even know how to pronounce those funny looking symbols.

And I went to a Polish grade school where they didn't teach us any languages...and Polish mass for many years, where I tried desperately to follow the mass book, but couldn't keep up.
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Post by sun rat » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:48 pm

Vespalina wrote:Um....je parle un peu francais....?

Seriously though, I'm absolutely astounded by the fluency in language around here. Especially Russian...I don't even know how to pronounce those funny looking symbols.

And I went to a Polish grade school where they didn't teach us any languages...and Polish mass for many years, where I tried desperately to follow the mass book, but couldn't keep up.
the problem with foreign language teaching in the US is that in the aftermath of WWI it was made illegal in about 35 states to teach foreign languages to students before 8th grade. the school systems affected never recovered, even though those laws were eventually overturned by the US supreme court.

your polish grade school was undoubtedly a victim of that, and just never resumed after the laws ended.

i researched it over the summer and found that many country schools as well as northern city schools were actually bilingual, for the purpose of teaching immigrant children english.
fuck it all.

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Post by MATPOC » Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:16 pm

Back home they taught us English (I went to "specialized" school) from the first grade, and out "Native" Ukrainian starting in second. In regular schools taught foreign language (German, English or French) starting at 4th grade and they could not put two words together, they started too late and it never rooted in.

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Post by SSCAM » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:43 pm

It's good to hear that you are well Sunny.
People Smarter Than Me wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:Ah, sie lebt noch...nett mal wieder von Dir zu hören!

Halt den Kopf hoch! Deutsch lernen ist für jeden schwer, ich merke das jeden Tag wenn ich mit zig Deutschen spreche die es selber nicht richtig hingekriegt haben.
sun rat wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:Ah, sie lebt noch...nett mal wieder von Dir zu hören!

Halt den Kopf hoch! Deutsch lernen ist für jeden schwer, ich merke das jeden Tag wenn ich mit zig Deutschen spreche die es selber nicht richtig hingekriegt haben.
Ja, Ich lebe. Vielen dank.

Ja. Es ist schwer aber man muss gut sein, wenn man gute Arbeit will.
Sie haben mehr Glauben als ich.
sun rat wrote:пока.
DerGolgo wrote:
sun rat wrote:Sie haben mehr Glauben als ich.
Darf ich "Ihnen" das DU anbieten?
sun rat wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:
sun rat wrote:Sie haben mehr Glauben als ich.
Darf ich "Ihnen" das DU anbieten?
Nein!

Es ist nur Gewohnheit. Der einzige Deutsche ich spreche, ist dem Professorin.
Jonny wrote:ぜんぜんわかりません。。。


:?
Zer0 wrote:Schreibt was ihr wolt, ich setze hier trotzdem und kratzt mein Kopf (entweder Deutsch oder Englisch)--nichts zu sagen wie ich mein Arsch immer kratzt.
DerGolgo wrote:
Zer0 wrote:Schreibt was ihr wolt, ich setze hier trotzdem und kratzt mein Kopf (entweder Deutsch oder Englisch)--nichts zu sagen wie ich mein Arsch immer kratzt.
Zer0 wrote:German's not too tough for me, being my first language...
Interessant, interessant...aber warum hast Du dann da oben, zumindest dem Anschein nach, Google Translate benutzt? :P

Tschuldige, ich konnte nicht widerstehen, wenn wir schon mal über Linguistik schwadronieren.
MATPOC wrote:You and your gibberish! если не лень попробуй это перевести! А если я ещё матом добавлю... capish?

ich verstehe, etwas Deutsches aber kann nicht gut schreiben.

Auf Wiedersehen!
dozerone wrote:Pero', dovresti anche imparare anche l'italiano, semplicemente perche' quando ci vai in vacanza i zingari non ti rubano la borsa. Sono geloso, vorrei imparare il russo pure io...
MATPOC wrote:
dozerone wrote:Pero', dovresti anche imparare anche l'italiano, semplicemente perche' quando ci vai in vacanza i zingari non ti rubano la borsa. Sono geloso, vorrei imparare il russo pure io...
Siete italiano?

babene, arrivederci, ciao!
dozerone wrote:Non sono italiano, ma ci ho vissuto per un po' di tempo...Je parlez francais aussi, e esto imparando el espanol.
Zer0 wrote:
MATPOC wrote:You and your gibberish! если не лень попробуй это перевести! А если я ещё матом добавлю... capish?

ich verstehe, etwas Deutsches aber kann nicht gut schreiben.

Auf Wiedersehen!
I forgot too much Russki, and I'm too lazy to type in your fucked bastardized greek-backwards latin alphabet, but here's something from the top of my head:

О вы, замужние, о вдовы,
О девки с целкой наотлёт!
Позвольте мне вам наперёд
Сказать о ебле два-три слова.
Ебитесь с толком, аккуратно,
Чем реже ебля, тем приятней,
И боже вас оборони
От беспорядочной ебни!
От необузданной той страсти
Пойдут и горе и напасти,
И не насытит вас тогда
Обыкновенная елда.

Oh yeah, one more thing:

Ёб тебя

:P
Zer0 wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:Interessant, interessant...aber warum hast Du dann da oben, zumindest dem Anschein nach, Google Translate benutzt? :P
Warum denn, Jetzt ist es kein Geheimnis wie Scheißschlampig mein Deutsch ist. Mein Deutsch ist rightig Komödie, und bin ich stolz darauf.
DerGolgo wrote:
Zer0 wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:Interessant, interessant...aber warum hast Du dann da oben, zumindest dem Anschein nach, Google Translate benutzt? :P
Warum denn, Jetzt ist es kein Geheimnis wie Scheißschlampig mein Deutsch ist. Mein Deutsch ist rightig Komödie, und bin ich stolz darauf.
Gut für Dich!
MATPOC wrote:
Zer0 wrote: Ёб тебя

:P
The proper thing to say is Иди на ХУЙ!

:wink:
sun rat wrote:
MATPOC wrote:
Zer0 wrote: Ёб тебя

:P
The proper thing to say is Иди на ХУЙ!

:wink:
хеи! я понимаю!

:lol: :lol: :lol: забавный мужик!
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