UTMC

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:44 pm**

You might need handerpants.

Great for jazz hands!!

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http://www.handerpants.com/

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:31 am**

Whoa, do you know what makes those brown streaks in your underwear? There's no way I want anything that filthy touching my hands.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:19 am**

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:35 am**

BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!

I'm dying here...

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:40 am**

BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!

Okay, you do know that they make underwear with extra-big-butt comfortable cut and size?
I can get y-front that my butt fits into, and my vast and undulating butt is bigger than your breasts. Though not for much longer.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:12 pm**

BackDoorBarbie wrote: ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!

--Jaeger

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:54 pm**

BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!

pixplzthx!

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:06 pm**

so, if you made them out of boxers . . . would they be "boxing gloves"? Oh man, i crack myself up.... really, i do (Gong!)

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:43 am**

BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!

I gotta say that's not a problem I've ever had to deal with...

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:01 am**

BackDoorBarbie wrote:bo, sid, mah solstice brotha YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!

What? I just thought your assessment was funny. Not like I was begging for pics.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:35 pm**

SidVicious wrote:
BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!
pixplzthx!

Hmm, if your going to bother to ask, ask for something interesting. Like slow motion jogging video......... yeah, that's the ticket.........

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:34 pm**

BackDoorBarbie wrote:try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!

Have you tried punching them back? If that doesn't work punish them, cover them in baby oil, they hate that.

You are trying to run your boobs off? Why? Boobies are jangleplatz! Keep the boobies... no... make them bigger.

Do you want a cookie? Maybe some cake? How about some fries?

That reminds me, EV has some boobies, maybe they need to be punished.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:48 pm**

Mag's idea of perfect boobs.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:58 pm**

I love boobies... but that seems like too much boobies. Maybe if they were perky-er. And less photoshopped. (look at her right knee, I'm just sayin')

And let me guess... she has a great personality.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:27 pm**

Korpen wrote:
BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!
I gotta say that's not a problem I've ever had to deal with...

pixplzthx!

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:08 pm**

hi my name is amanda and i own a pair of handerpants.

i've also dyed them pink.

i wore them all weekend at the 3 day susan komen walk in dc last month.

to qualify that - i was also in dupont circle while dancing to 'doin' the butt'

kthxbai

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:57 pm**

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:23 pm**

Caption is just wrong.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:57 pm**

Better?

Posted: **Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:26 am**

Flatline wrote:Better?

I liked the other one better.

Posted: **Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:14 am**

This thread was destined to head straight into the gutter, but BDB's use of the term "sweater puppies" (particularly in conjunction with the word "cram") really sped up the degeneration.

Oink, oink.

--Jaeger

Posted: **Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:31 pm**

Korpen wrote:
Flatline wrote:Better?
I liked the other one better.

Agreed. Vader.

UTMC

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When gloves just won't do the job...

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