UTMC

came across this site which has some cute funnies that made me smile...

http://itmademyday.com

I’m a teacher, and when I line up my students, I use the square floor tiles to keep them in a straight line. While reminding the kids to keep their feet inside a square, a little boy asked me in all seriousness, “Is it because the cracks are hot lava?” IMMD

My six year old came into the room and asked me if I remembered when I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. IMMD.

I wore my glasses to work for the first time recently. My coworkers were making lame jokes about how I looked like clark kent. 5 minutes later I started laughing really hard when I remembered I was wearing superman boxers. IMMD

I went through a McDonald’s drive thru and said “I can has cheeseburger?” There was a pause before I heard “Nom Nom Nom” on the other end. IMMD

My wife took my 3 year old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the mass to start, he turned to the wife and asked, “What time does Jesus get here?” IMMD

I played the game of life with my 11 year old daughter the other day. When she landed on the “Get Married” space she put her husband in the back seat of her little car and I said to her “Your husband is supposed to be by your side, marriage is an equal partnership” and she responded “Not when I get married it won’t be. My husband is sitting in the back seat and shutting up” IMMD

sweetpea wrote:I went through a McDonald’s drive thru and said “I can has cheeseburger?” There was a pause before I heard “Nom Nom Nom” on the other end.

Win.

/RM

roadmissile wrote:

sweetpea wrote:I went through a McDonald’s drive thru and said “I can has cheeseburger?” There was a pause before I heard “Nom Nom Nom” on the other end.

Win.

/RM

Double win.

My g/f made homemade bread and when she put yeast into the water to activate it, she said “Arise, my frozen zombies!”

A lady in traffic was holding up the line by talking on her cell phone, when the person behind her beeped their horn, she gave them the finger without looking. The then cop turned on his flashing lights… impeding traffic, disorderly conduct, and she had a warrant and IMMD

FTMFW!

...how come I'm never around to see it when stuff like this happens?

Now, who could that have been...

Today, I was walking home from work and saw a biker guy walking towards me. He was very tall, muscled and scray looking, carrying a helmet. He had a Star Fleet Comm Badge sewed onto his biker jacket. IMMD.

DerGolgo wrote:Now, who could that have been...

Today, I was walking home from work and saw a biker guy walking towards me. He was very tall, muscled and scray looking, carrying a helmet. He had a Star Fleet Comm Badge sewed onto his biker jacket. IMMD.

Vance? No, he's not tall...
Any other guesses?

I was walking my dog when a purse snatcher ran past me and stole the poop bag. IMMD.

HAHA!

I was eating a donut with a friend’s 15 month old daughter. She asked what the hole was for and I asked “What do you think?” she said ” That’s where you put the bacon”.

Uber Win.

Yesterday I had sex, ate breakfast, saw a movie, and had sex again (same girl) all while my roommate only played World of Warcraft. IMMD.

Yep, I have had that gamer roommate.