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Texting/talking on the phone/eating ganja while driving
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Texting/talking on the phone/eating ganja while driving
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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gazza
- Minister of Weather Control
- Location: Andalucia
brownies???
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
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2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Have you tried smacking her about?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
A truck with a 15" lift kit is a FANTASTIC idea.
It just doesn't have any business going over 30 mph, and should mainly be used in muddy swamps and on mountain trails.
I'd be a hell of a lot less worried about the eating ganja part if she wasn't all thumbs when driving, no matter what the road or traffic conditions.
Either or is bad enough. Both of them together is fucking stupid.
It just doesn't have any business going over 30 mph, and should mainly be used in muddy swamps and on mountain trails.
I'd be a hell of a lot less worried about the eating ganja part if she wasn't all thumbs when driving, no matter what the road or traffic conditions.
Either or is bad enough. Both of them together is fucking stupid.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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Is she just like, eating crumbly erb while driving, or did she at least bake brownies?
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Hold on, hold on...motorpsycho67 wrote:She's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Dump her.
Now.
What's she look like?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
I'd suggest you get used to it. There are more people in our country who think of driving as flexible 'me time' than there are who think its a solemn responsibility. This is the reason that we will be shifting over to automated cars within our lifetime. Somewhat regrettably for the few who enjoy our pastime of motorbiking, it will be necessary to remove the two-wheeled vehicles from the roadway system to make this safety system a reality, but we may still be able to enjoy two-wheeling in specialty parks, or by traveling to less-developed parts of the world.
-Pattio-
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
You know, it's just this same fantastical, quasi-scientific ballyhoo that caused mass hysteria in 1938, with the broadcast of War of the Worlds.Pattio wrote:I'd suggest you get used to it. There are more people in our country who think of driving as flexible 'me time' than there are who think its a solemn responsibility. This is the reason that we will be shifting over to automated cars within our lifetime. Somewhat regrettably for the few who enjoy our pastime of motorbiking, it will be necessary to remove the two-wheeled vehicles from the roadway system to make this safety system a reality, but we may still be able to enjoy two-wheeling in specialty parks, or by traveling to less-developed parts of the world.
Stop it! I don't like your prediction!
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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dozer
- Hammer Time
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Yea. For science and stuff.guitargeek wrote:Hold on, hold on...motorpsycho67 wrote:She's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Dump her.
Now.
What's she look like?
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
i wish we had good edibles readily available outside of cali. i gots the allergies and smokin the reefer agitates it. bummer.
but(!), last time i was out in the land of fruits and nuts (people replublik of kalifornia, ect), we made grilled cheese sammiches with ganja butter. sweet cock of moses, was that ever good shit.
now texting while driving, thats just suicidal.
but(!), last time i was out in the land of fruits and nuts (people replublik of kalifornia, ect), we made grilled cheese sammiches with ganja butter. sweet cock of moses, was that ever good shit.
now texting while driving, thats just suicidal.
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JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
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GeekGrl
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Out in the black
Don't get in a car she's driving. Isn't that what the bike is for?
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'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Were I in your shoes, I'd lecture her incessantly until she either ceased her imbecilic behavior, or left me.
Either outcome would be acceptable.
Either outcome would be acceptable.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Muppet
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Hollywood(!)
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