"Open Hearts" Pendant is just Tits & Ass

Vespalina · Post by **Vespalina** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:58 pm

Now that I have Jaeger's attention...

I was out picking up dinner tonight and there was a TV on at the restaurant with the sound turned off...there was a commercial for the Jayne Seymour "Open Hearts Pendant" that Kay Jewelers is selling and as I glanced at the screen, I thought to myself "That's not two hearts, that's boobs and an ass." Plus it also seems to be in a shapely hourglass figure.

Does anyone else see this?

Possibly even more evident in her original artwork that inspired this pendant:

I was going to overlay boobs and an ass into this pendant, but it's too late to screw around with photoshop right now.

Pattio · Post by **Pattio** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:02 pm

Vespalina · Post by **Vespalina** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:06 pm

Pattio wrote:

WOW...never noticed that before! Thanks Pattio.

GeekGrl · Post by **GeekGrl** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:29 pm

I think she's taking credit for a 4-year-olds' art.

guitargeek · Post by **guitargeek** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:55 am

I like tits & ass, so I like that design. I think it's pretty.

edit: I could go on and on about the proportion, radii, whatever, but I like tits and ass. It's as simple as that. That's why I love women: y'all absolutely have the market cornered on tits and ass, at least for my demographic.

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:19 am

a zombie swan with a vulture head

Pattio · Post by **Pattio** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:24 am

The earth is round, all the heavenly bodies are round; they all move on round or elliptical orbits. This same image of circular globe-shaped mini worlds orbiting around each other follows us right down to the microcosmos. We are even aroused by round forms in species propagation related eroticism. Why should I join the straying mass who want to make everything angular? I am going to pursue Galileo Galilei`s philosophy: my world is also round."

Luigi Colani.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Colani

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:11 am

Vespalina wrote:Now that I have Jaeger's attention...

I can't help it, I'm a healthy heterosexual male. *shrug*

Oh, and yes -- pendant got back.

--Jaeger

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:40 am

don't even try, I've been living with a schrink for the last 15 years

it's mothra of course

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:57 am

Rorschach says:

Hrm...

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:05 pm

guitargeek wrote: edit: I could go on and on about the proportion, radii, whatever, but I like tits and ass. It's as simple as that. That's why I love women: y'all absolutely have the market cornered on tits and ass, at least for my demographic.

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Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:32 pm

One word:

Georgia O'Keefe

Post by **DerGolgo** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:37 pm

Vespalina wrote:I thought to myself "That's not two hearts, that's boobs and an ass." Plus it also seems to be in a shapely hourglass figure.

Does anyone else see this?

Now that you say it, yes.

But personally, first thing I saw was a fancy bottle-opener.

erosvamp · Post by **erosvamp** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:46 pm

Rev wrote: Interesting.
How about this one?

A flattened giraffe skull.

Drift · Post by **Drift** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:39 pm

That was the first thing I thought of, then I said, "honey, look at this, what do you see?" She confirmed it. yep, tits and ass.

InkBlot - Angry Alien Pokemon Butterfly

Rorshach - +100

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:21 pm

Thought that ever since I saw it on My Name is Earl.
doG bless 'em, I like's me some curves.

Metalredneck · Post by **Metalredneck** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:37 am

T & A rules!