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"Open Hearts" Pendant is just Tits & Ass
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:58 pm
by Vespalina
Now that I have Jaeger's attention...
I was out picking up dinner tonight and there was a TV on at the restaurant with the sound turned off...there was a commercial for the Jayne Seymour "Open Hearts Pendant" that Kay Jewelers is selling and as I glanced at the screen, I thought to myself "That's not two hearts, that's boobs and an ass." Plus it also seems to be in a shapely hourglass figure.
Does anyone else see this?
Possibly even more evident in her original artwork that inspired this pendant:
I was going to overlay boobs and an ass into this pendant, but it's too late to screw around with photoshop right now.
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:02 pm
by Pattio
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:06 pm
by Vespalina
Pattio wrote:
WOW...never noticed that before! Thanks Pattio.
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:29 pm
by GeekGrl
I think she's taking credit for a 4-year-olds' art.
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:55 am
by guitargeek
I like tits & ass, so I like that design. I think it's pretty.
edit: I could go on and on about the proportion, radii, whatever, but I like tits and ass. It's as simple as that. That's why I love women: y'all absolutely have the market cornered on tits and ass, at least for my demographic.
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:19 am
by xtian
a zombie swan with a vulture head
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:24 am
by Pattio
The earth is round, all the heavenly bodies are round; they all move on round or elliptical orbits. This same image of circular globe-shaped mini worlds orbiting around each other follows us right down to the microcosmos. We are even aroused by round forms in species propagation related eroticism. Why should I join the straying mass who want to make everything angular? I am going to pursue Galileo Galilei`s philosophy: my world is also round."
Luigi Colani.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Colani
Re: "Open Hearts" Pendant is just Tits & Ass
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:11 am
by Jaeger
Vespalina wrote:Now that I have Jaeger's attention...
I can't help it, I'm a healthy heterosexual male. *shrug*
Oh, and yes -- pendant got back.
--Jaeger
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:40 am
by xtian
don't even try, I've been living with a schrink for the last 15 years
it's mothra of course
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:57 am
by Ames

Rorschach says:
Hrm...
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:05 pm
by thrasherbill
guitargeek wrote:
edit: I could go on and on about the proportion, radii, whatever, but I like tits and ass. It's as simple as that. That's why I love women: y'all absolutely have the market cornered on tits and ass, at least for my demographic.
ThrasherBill likes this
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:32 pm
by Sisyphus
One word:
Georgia O'Keefe
Re: "Open Hearts" Pendant is just Tits & Ass
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:37 pm
by DerGolgo
Vespalina wrote:I thought to myself "That's not two hearts, that's boobs and an ass." Plus it also seems to be in a shapely hourglass figure.
Does anyone else see this?
Now that you say it, yes.
But personally, first thing I saw was a fancy bottle-opener.
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:46 pm
by erosvamp
Rev wrote:
Interesting.
How about this one?

A flattened giraffe skull.
first
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:39 pm
by Drift
That was the first thing I thought of, then I said, "honey, look at this, what do you see?" She confirmed it. yep, tits and ass.
InkBlot - Angry Alien Pokemon Butterfly
Rorshach - +100
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:21 pm
by Bigshankhank
Thought that ever since I saw it on My Name is Earl.
doG bless 'em, I like's me some curves.
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:37 am
by Metalredneck
T & A rules!