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Everything you ever wanted to know abouts farts.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 425AAc83Jg


Yes I'm bored at work again.

daddy ? How does a fart travel to the anus?

I guess we're ready for all sorts of "talks" now.

I won't click the link or watch the cartoon. I already know everything I need to know about farts.
There is nothing funnier than a fart in the right place at the right time.
There is not much funnier than a fart in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Sometimes it's the noise, sometimes the odor, sometimes it's a combination of both.


Also funny is an attempted fart that results in someone shitting their pants.

Seriously. And funny that Billy, a Canadian, posts this, when this very morning before going to work I was watching the farttacular Terrence and Philip on the South park movie. After the first fart in Asses of Fire, I'm cackling like a 13 yr-old. They even got a Mountie in full dress and a good segment of a cosmipolitan Canadan city to jjoin them in their song. Genius.

Yeah, I made this...... and 2 others...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/213891/


Best to let it load at least 20% before playing.

That's excellent! Love it!

I feel so much smarter now.

I remember getting stoned in college and lighting farts through the smoker's candles. Good times...

So yesterday afternoon I was planning on tinkering in the garage late into night--on the bike, car, etc, so the boys goit all excited--can we sleep with mommy?

Sure, Mommy gets her hubris up--see how much they love me? And they don't fart all the time in bed, so I'm gonna love this.

OK Momma, you wanna smack shit with me? I arrange it so I take the boys out for dinner wheile she's out with her friend. I load up the boys on bean burritos, nothing but bean and cheese burritos fordinner--thoise boys must have collectively had a pound of beans in their digestive system last night.

Waiting to hear how l;ast night went when thery wake up out of their stupor.