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http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

Uh, thanks but I already ate.

BONE appetit.

Um....wow....I don't know what to say.

I don't think semen should be shared with others at the dinner table. It is meant for men and the women (or other men) who go down on them. Spitting or swallowing is the only viable option in my book.

Creative jizz-tossing is also an option (eg: hitting a certain "target", etc)

Creating a mess of Knuckle Children for use in the kitchen is not an option.

Vespalina wrote:Um....wow....I don't know what to say.

I don't think semen should be shared with others at the dinner table. It is meant for men and the women (or other men) who go down on them. Spitting or swallowing is the only viable option in my book.

Creative jizz-tossing is also an option (eg: hitting a certain "target", etc)

Creating a mess of Knuckle Children for use in the kitchen is not an option.

My wife ladies and gentlemen, she'll be here all week.

pretty picture. i wonder if they give directions on harvesting.

erosvamp wrote:pretty picture. i wonder if they give directions on harvesting.

DANTE HICKS: "Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat."

erosvamp wrote:pretty picture. i wonder if they give directions on harvesting.

I think it's part of that whole mid-west catch and release policy. However, I'm not volunteering for the extraction unless it's totally organic (no homo).

I'm guessing they use a modified version of:

Vespalina wrote:Spitting or swallowing is the only viable option in my book.

Creative jizz-tossing is also an option (eg: hitting a certain "target", etc)

What....no snowballing?

ninemileskid wrote:

Vespalina wrote:Spitting or swallowing is the only viable option in my book.

Creative jizz-tossing is also an option (eg: hitting a certain "target", etc)

What....no snowballing?

Beats the hell out of 'fireballing'.

I see this thread going strange places quickly.

Vespalina wrote: Creative jizz-tossing is also an option (eg: hitting a certain "target", etc)

Is that like throwing spaghetti against the wall to see if it's ready to serve?

goose wrote:pretty picture. i wonder if they give directions on harvesting.

I think it's part of that whole mid-west catch and release policy. However, I'm not volunteering for the extraction unless it's totally organic (no homo).

I'm guessing they use a modified version of:

You've seen the movie "A Boy and His Dog", right?

MagnusTheBuilder wrote: I see this thread going strange places quickly.

--Jaeger

The funny part is that the first thing I zeroed in on was the picture. I thought, hey, that looks appetizing, I like the way they arranged the pasta (if that is indeed pasta). I wonder what kind of gravy that is.

Then I saw the title.


:URP!:

Nasty!!!!!!

WeAintFoundShit wrote:The funny part is that the first thing I zeroed in on was the picture. I thought, hey, that looks appetizing, I like the way they arranged the pasta (if that is indeed pasta). I wonder what kind of gravy that is.

Then I saw the title.


:URP!:

Nasty!!!!!!

i thought it was a jell-o mold of some sort. now that you say that... i see pasta.

WeAintFoundShit wrote:The funny part is that the first thing I zeroed in on was the picture. I thought, hey, that looks appetizing, I like the way they arranged the pasta (if that is indeed pasta). I wonder what kind of gravy that is.

Then I saw the title.


:URP!:

Nasty!!!!!!

I thought that was pudding...

Call me a prude, but I don't think that anything that comes out of a man's body should be made into food. My yuck-reflex is usually pretty bullet proof, but this...sorry. I get sexual kinks and all that, but cooking with it just seems...wrong.

The picture is of Man-Flan. A custardy treat but this goes too far. Much like the custom vulva necklaces at Regretsy...






nasty.

Makes me want to bring flan to the next gathering...

/RM

roadmissile wrote:Makes me want to bring flan to the next gathering...

/RM

you should bring some to my party at the end of the month.

So, while at the same time that I WANT to look at this thread, just to see the reactions, I might not ever come back, because it's just THAT gross.

I wouldn't want vaginal cheese frosting on my cupcake, either.

No homo

BackDoorBarbie wrote:my thing is, why would you WANT to cook with this?

My only answer is the one already given, to bring man-flan to potlucks and family dinners.

/RM

BackDoorBarbie wrote:

By steve O'hara
"Amazing"
We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook

This has lucrative potential...

I guess it's not made to make the dish taste beter but get you accustomed to the taste ?
I read it's californian, aren't there bio guru that make you drink your own piss over there, as a medecine pratice ?

I love to cook but the conjunction of timing always gets me stressed, I don't think I could achieve the right amount of gravy at the right time, not mentionning the right target.

I sure hope they cover your temperature ranges and handling techniques. Being protein based it must be delicate yet varied in it's uses. I wonder how long the protein chains are and how it reacts to breaking the chains, and what temps they firm up at?

Bake sale you say?................ I suggest a Buck Cake recipe!..........