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Thu Dec 17, 8:10AM PT - AP 1:33

Tennessee investigators say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming his neighborhood in the night, drinking beer and wearing a little girl's dress he stole from under a neighbor's Christmas tree. (Dec. 17)
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Send him a membership package!!

OK, I was going to chalk this up to EPIC parenting fail, but upon watching the video it became apparent that little Hayden is just way ahead of the curve. The simpletons raising him haven't got a chance against this redneck boy genius.
His mother can't figure out how he got the beer open? He's a 4 year old boy, not a goldfish, WTF?
Also, Walking through an unlocked front door is not "sneaking in" that's just visiting the neighbors.
The whole cross dressing thing? I can't really speak to that, other than to say he may want to leave Tennessee and get to New York, where that kind of thing is more acceptable.
Keep an eye out for this brilliant young man, once he finds a better role model than "Dear old Dad." he will be well nigh unstoppable.


fuckin people

piccini9 wrote:OK, I was going to chalk this up to EPIC parenting fail, but upon watching the video it became apparent that little Hayden is just way ahead of the curve. The simpletons raising him haven't got a chance against this redneck boy genius.
His mother can't figure out how he got the beer open? He's a 4 year old boy, not a goldfish, WTF?
Also, Walking through an unlocked front door is not "sneaking in" that's just visiting the neighbors.
The whole cross dressing thing? I can't really speak to that, other than to say he may want to leave Tennessee and get to New York, where that kind of thing is more acceptable.
Keep an eye out for this brilliant young man, once he finds a better role model than "Dear old Dad." he will be well nigh unstoppable.


fuckin people

+1!

sun rat wrote:

piccini9 wrote:OK, I was going to chalk this up to EPIC parenting fail, but upon watching the video it became apparent that little Hayden is just way ahead of the curve. The simpletons raising him haven't got a chance against this redneck boy genius.
His mother can't figure out how he got the beer open? He's a 4 year old boy, not a goldfish, WTF?
Also, Walking through an unlocked front door is not "sneaking in" that's just visiting the neighbors.
The whole cross dressing thing? I can't really speak to that, other than to say he may want to leave Tennessee and get to New York, where that kind of thing is more acceptable.
Keep an eye out for this brilliant young man, once he finds a better role model than "Dear old Dad." he will be well nigh unstoppable.


fuckin people

+1!

Yeah, and another +1. I mean, it's not MOM's fault, we cannot expect her to actually be PAYING any ATTENTION to her son and what he's up to in her house, right?

That whole neighborhood is just fortunate that Hayden hasn't discovered chemistry yet (and the various entertaining combinations of Nitrogen, Hydrogen, and Oxygen.

FastCat wrote:

sun rat wrote:

piccini9 wrote:OK, I was going to chalk this up to EPIC parenting fail, but upon watching the video it became apparent that little Hayden is just way ahead of the curve. The simpletons raising him haven't got a chance against this redneck boy genius.
His mother can't figure out how he got the beer open? He's a 4 year old boy, not a goldfish, WTF?
Also, Walking through an unlocked front door is not "sneaking in" that's just visiting the neighbors.
The whole cross dressing thing? I can't really speak to that, other than to say he may want to leave Tennessee and get to New York, where that kind of thing is more acceptable.
Keep an eye out for this brilliant young man, once he finds a better role model than "Dear old Dad." he will be well nigh unstoppable.


fuckin people

+1!

Yeah, and another +1. I mean, it's not MOM's fault, we cannot expect her to actually be PAYING any ATTENTION to her son and what he's up to in her house, right?

That whole neighborhood is just fortunate that Hayden hasn't discovered chemistry yet (and the various entertaining combinations of Nitrogen, Hydrogen, and Oxygen.

like i told a judge when standing in front of him with three of my kids who snuck out of the house at 2 am and got caught by the police...

moms have to sleep SOMEtime.

i have seen some strange shit pulled by 2, 3, and 4 year olds. unless you are willing to surround your domicile with inward facing concertina, they WILL escape.

Get 'em young

We need to pay close attention to Hayden as he makes his way through the world.

Either out of interest in the entertainment factor, or out of serious concern for self protection.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUUYS!

Sloth had a baby.