The lazy man's perfect exercise.
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:03 pm
So, I'm not an exercising kind of guy. No particular reason, I just don't enjoy it and usually find better stuff to do, like sitting around.
Anyway, after the first 60 pounds, the whole weight-loss thing has slowed to a halt, so my doc recommended a little more exercise and the family got me this for my bday:
And fuck it if I haven't been doing thirty minutes every fucking evening since I got it - it's BRILLIANT!
It's a million times better than the gym, it's even a million times better than a regular stupid exercycle - since I can do it from the comfort of my favourite fucking chair! No need to climb on a stupid uncomfortable bicycle saddle, just pedal away, watch TV, time actually flies - and when I get bored, I can have a cigarette! Do THAT in the gym!!
Heck, I've eaten my dinner while exercising the other night, just for shits and giggles. You can't do that in a bicycle seat, but you can do it in the lazy boy. And it counts calories, too.
If you are a lazy fucking sack of meat like me, I TOTALLY recommend these things, you don't have a stupid exercycle in the living room that you put there so you could watch TV BUT actually never use it, you can sit in the most comfortable chair while your legs whizz away and you don't have to balance on a fucking bicycle seat or hold on to any handles and have your hands free for beer.
Anyway, after the first 60 pounds, the whole weight-loss thing has slowed to a halt, so my doc recommended a little more exercise and the family got me this for my bday:
And fuck it if I haven't been doing thirty minutes every fucking evening since I got it - it's BRILLIANT!
It's a million times better than the gym, it's even a million times better than a regular stupid exercycle - since I can do it from the comfort of my favourite fucking chair! No need to climb on a stupid uncomfortable bicycle saddle, just pedal away, watch TV, time actually flies - and when I get bored, I can have a cigarette! Do THAT in the gym!!
Heck, I've eaten my dinner while exercising the other night, just for shits and giggles. You can't do that in a bicycle seat, but you can do it in the lazy boy. And it counts calories, too.
If you are a lazy fucking sack of meat like me, I TOTALLY recommend these things, you don't have a stupid exercycle in the living room that you put there so you could watch TV BUT actually never use it, you can sit in the most comfortable chair while your legs whizz away and you don't have to balance on a fucking bicycle seat or hold on to any handles and have your hands free for beer.