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I'm afraid of watching the news again for fear of hurting myself laughing.

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Too funny. Stolen and reposted already.

Dowdy Kitchen Man, "It's just news, it's just news."

Except it's even more watered down in this cuntry. Add a tasty tart, and make a bet as to wether the head's dead yet. Bubble headed bleach blonde with a gleam in her eye.
Anything to sell advertizing spots...............
Journalistic integrity. FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!!

Charlie Brooker is brilliant.

He also did a show called "Screenwipe" for several seasons where he minutely dissects all the BS of television.

Newswipe, his current programme, features bits by Doug Stanhope, which are pretty good, too.

Apart from the odd bit of poetry, his shows are always brilliant.
Watch it all, I recommend it. Most of it is on youtube.

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When I watched that early I couldn't stop laughing.

thats hilarious.