Mag and I just watched this movie. Here is a clip. Rent it from netflix... tomorrow.
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This is hands down the worst movie ever made... and its hilarious. Watch the interview with the director too. There you will find a logical explanation for why three men were in tuxedos playing football four feet away from each other. Brilliant.
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Do you need to laugh for 90 minutes?
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I take it you went to the Esquire midnight movie this week? (since this horrendously bad Wiseau feature was playing there) I'm a little too old to scream at a movie screen, but it was reminiscent of the days when we'd all dress up and go to Rocky Horror. Especially the part where everyone in the audience tosses the spoons at the screen.
"You are making me CW-W-WAZY!"
Seeing that middle aged Fabio wannabe's wrinkled ass in those 80's era soft-core sex scenes was a bit creepy, too.
"You are making me CW-W-WAZY!"
Seeing that middle aged Fabio wannabe's wrinkled ass in those 80's era soft-core sex scenes was a bit creepy, too.
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I recall something on "Adult Swim" that showed up one night instead of "Robot Chicken" must have been part of this flick.
There was some WAY creepy love scene going on. And there was a little kid in the room.
Too weird/bad/creepy. Was the rest of the movie that bad?
There was some WAY creepy love scene going on. And there was a little kid in the room.
Too weird/bad/creepy. Was the rest of the movie that bad?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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I was the lucky person this week at work to get the copy being passed around.
Yes, it was at The Esquire and If we would have know of it's awesomeness we probably would have gone.
Pure awesomeness: IFC.com described Wiseau's speaking voice in the film as "Borat trying to do an impression of Christopher Walken playing a mental patient."
The sex scenes are horrible. It looks like he is humping her chest, while curled up in a ball. Apparently they thought they were great shots because there were several shots reused in the next sex scene.
If you give this a chance, it is hilarious.
Check out the wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_(film)
Yes, it was at The Esquire and If we would have know of it's awesomeness we probably would have gone.
Pure awesomeness: IFC.com described Wiseau's speaking voice in the film as "Borat trying to do an impression of Christopher Walken playing a mental patient."
The sex scenes are horrible. It looks like he is humping her chest, while curled up in a ball. Apparently they thought they were great shots because there were several shots reused in the next sex scene.
If you give this a chance, it is hilarious.
Check out the wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_(film)
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki