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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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by Beemer Dan » Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:45 pm
To make one myself at home:
http://consumerist.com/2010/04/kfcs-bac ... il-12.html
If I bought one at KFC it would have the same affect as $5 hookers that looked like supermodels but still had all of the diseases/meth habits... or disposable Ducatis that came with flip flops, a t-shirt and shorts for riding gear.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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DerGolgo
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- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:54 pm
Whoever said that a low-carb diet leads to weight-loss simply by being necessarily low-calorie hasn't seen this yet.
If there ever was a reason to figure out how to grow meat in the lab that tastes just as good as the real thing but is low-cal and lowers cholesterol rather than raising it, this dish is it.
Except for what looks like cornflake batter on the chicken. I like the taste of chicken, the cornflakes ruin it.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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by motorpsycho67 » Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:35 pm
That mufugger looks tasty, but I haven't set foot in a KFC in years and I ain't about to for that gut bomb.
Maybe makin' one myself with organic ingredients would do though.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:14 am
While it does look tasty, I'm with motopsycho on this one.
A few years ago, when I was up to about 265 I walked into a Popeye's Fried Chicken.
There were 8 or 10 guys in line ahead of me, and I was, by far the smallest man in the room. The guy in line ahead of me was probably 6'2" and maybe 350lbs wearing a shirt that said, "I love it when you call me Big Daddy".
I left, and haven't been back since.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
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by MATPOC » Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:02 pm
The un-healthiest burger I ever had was 1000+ calorie Avocado/bacon double something at Carl Jr's. It was the only time I ever been to the place and probably the last. KFC is a health food comparing to that.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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by rolly » Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:26 pm
I'm totally gonna make me one of those.
Who am I kidding, more than one.
