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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:27 am

OK so for the past fifteen months I have withheld any information regarding any possible job opportunities for fear that I might jinx them. Well so far (and there really haven't been many) nothing has come through anyway, so I am hereby announcing that I have an interview with a mining and drilling company for a job based in North Carolina (not sure where) tomorrow morning.
I just sacrificed two mice to my pet lizard so hopefully that will appease dread Cthulhu.


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Post by xaos » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:32 am

*fingers crossed!*
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Post by Zim » Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:20 am

And eyes. Good luck!

(great, now they're stuck)
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:59 pm

Good luck! Keep us posted!
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Post by Jaeger » Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:04 pm

Good luck, man! Would hate to see you have to uproot the fam, but it'd be great to have you up closer to the Mid Atlantic cell!

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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:31 pm

I'll keep my penises crossed for ya!



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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:27 am

Now the waiting begins. I feel good about it.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

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Post by Jonny » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:58 am

Nice one. All the best, Shanks.

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Post by absent_carlo » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:37 pm

Great interview advice:
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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:41 am

2nd interview has been offered, no date set, yet.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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Post by Ames » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:51 am

Jangleplatz!
Cheers,
Ames.
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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:02 am

Bitchin'. :)

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