Just wanna say howdy. Never got any notice that my account was activated. So, I guess this is a test!
HOWDY!
Bio: I don't always use the best judgement when it comes to riding. I'm way too old to do what I do, but I do. Hoping to find a place to fit in. Aside from the WERA "shark tank", I ain't found a really really good forum yet.
-Matt
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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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gazza
- Minister of Weather Control
- Location: Andalucia
welcome.
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Greetings and salutations.
Got a pair of pruning shears handy?
Got a pair of pruning shears handy?
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Calamari Kid,
I'm so glad someone finally went there!
Welcome aboard and please feel free to ignore all requests for digits... unless you don't want to.
I'm so glad someone finally went there!
Welcome aboard and please feel free to ignore all requests for digits... unless you don't want to.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Drift
- Magnum Jihad
OK
Velkommen. After receiving Pinky Removal Kit, remove pinky finger (your choice) and return in pre-paid envelope. Said digit will be plasticized in resin and then set in a brick of artificial amber, after which it will be sent to our secure facility in the Blue Ridge Mountains and the DNA contained therein used to re-constitute the whole individual in our cloning lab in the event that the coming zombie apocalypse decimates our numbers.
The Lemonade is a LIE!!! - Captain
1999 Kawasaki 1500 Drifter
1993 GSXR 750 RatFighter (in progress)
1999 Kawasaki 1500 Drifter
1993 GSXR 750 RatFighter (in progress)
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JoJoLesh
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mid-Michigan
- Contact:
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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causef0rconcern
- Mzungu Jihad
- Location: wallingford, see ahh tulll
- Contact:
Smokey had a UTMC patch on at the Cretin's BOTM tonight, and had to explain to some other fellows how an oddly disproportionate number of terrorists are missing pinkies after I pulled out my knife at the sight.
Edit:
I mean hey yo howdy whatsup man!!? Tell us what you ride already, sheeeeit!
Edit:
I mean hey yo howdy whatsup man!!? Tell us what you ride already, sheeeeit!
!!!LESS INTERNET, MORE LIFE!!!!
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causef0rconcern
- Mzungu Jihad
- Location: wallingford, see ahh tulll
- Contact:
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Howdy do to you, too! I'd say you hit the demographic squarely, which is to say, "squirrelly"!
Gooble, gobble, one of us.
Pics of the bike(s), now.
Gooble, gobble, one of us.
Pics of the bike(s), now.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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matd
- Pin Puller
- Location: Point Isabel
Thanks for the warm welcomes! I like the pinky idea. However, I only own loppers. I'm gonna need a little help to ensure a swift cut.
These days, I'm riding around on a DRZ400SM and a ratted out SV650( the Rotten Apple). Racing an R6. Getting dirty on a YZ490 and a fourwheeler which is pretty much just for making trails and giving little kids rides.
I'll get some pics together. Promise. Hell, if you all want, I could even scrounge up some backroad rippin', crashing and race video!
-Matt
These days, I'm riding around on a DRZ400SM and a ratted out SV650( the Rotten Apple). Racing an R6. Getting dirty on a YZ490 and a fourwheeler which is pretty much just for making trails and giving little kids rides.
I'll get some pics together. Promise. Hell, if you all want, I could even scrounge up some backroad rippin', crashing and race video!
-Matt
There is no U in team.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Howdy howdy howdy. May I remind my fellow brethren that if, Matt, you have any artificial bits acquired through your 65 years of riding experience in only 35 years of livin' (la vida loca, SING IT!) you may qualify for a special "Gimp Club" exemption from the pinky removal squad. Simply type the phrase "Gimp Club" into the text box on the online order form to process your order correctly.
As it is, welcome to the party, enjoy it. I see you are from Ohio, I myself am a bluegrass eat'n Colonel from just south of you (albeit in Florida now), and I loves me some spaghetti in my chili.
As it is, welcome to the party, enjoy it. I see you are from Ohio, I myself am a bluegrass eat'n Colonel from just south of you (albeit in Florida now), and I loves me some spaghetti in my chili.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
You're 35? Joints hurt? Like motorcycles? You'll get on fine around here.
Now, about the pinkey....
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--Jaeger
Now, about the pinkey....
<img src=http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/album_pic.php?pic_id=506>
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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SomeMook
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Stephens City, VA
Yeah, they do that here in the Mid-Atlantic too. Fucking weirdos.Drift wrote:Hank said:
Dude, WTF? That's just wrong.and I loves me some spaghetti in my chili.
Welcome stranger! Sit back, relax, and don't pay attention to the two grizzled 9-fingered apes with pinking shears.
All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.