UTMC

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:55 pm**

Just wanna say howdy. Never got any notice that my account was activated. So, I guess this is a test!

HOWDY!

Bio: I don't always use the best judgement when it comes to riding. I'm way too old to do what I do, but I do. Hoping to find a place to fit in. Aside from the WERA "shark tank", I ain't found a really really good forum yet.

-Matt

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:01 pm**

welcome.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:05 pm**

Hi Matt!

So,how old are you, and what DO you do?

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:15 pm**

Pintgudge wrote:Hi Matt!

So,how old are you, and what DO you do?

Well, I'm 35. But my joints say 65 when I move. I ride dirt, street and roadrace with WERA when I'm not disabled or in jail. Oh yeah, I got a full time job too. Yippie!

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:16 pm**

Welcome Brothah! There's no discrimination against age here, unless you're getting younger every year. In that case you gotta share your secret

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:26 pm**

I read the disclaimer. Apparently, there's not supposed to be any discrimination here!

I found this website off the back of a t-shit I bought from Aerostich. "NUKE AND PAVE" I bought it to piss off my hippie friends. It worked.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:36 pm**

Welcome!

@35 you're not the oldest, not the only one who races and has old man joints, you'll fit right in!

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:42 pm**

Welcome to the asylum!

-Rench

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:59 pm**

Welcome to the madness \m/

\m/

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:02 pm**

Greetings and salutations.

Got a pair of pruning shears handy?

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:09 pm**

Calamari Kid,
I'm so glad someone finally went there!

Welcome aboard and please feel free to ignore all requests for digits... unless you don't want to.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:10 pm**

Welcome!

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:22 pm**

Velkommen. After receiving Pinky Removal Kit, remove pinky finger (your choice) and return in pre-paid envelope. Said digit will be plasticized in resin and then set in a brick of artificial amber, after which it will be sent to our secure facility in the Blue Ridge Mountains and the DNA contained therein used to re-constitute the whole individual in our cloning lab in the event that the coming zombie apocalypse decimates our numbers.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:37 pm**

Your lost now. *sigh* No turning back.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:12 pm**

hi, whatcha ridin these days?

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:54 pm**

Welcome!

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:26 pm**

Welcome and all your pinkies are belong to us.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:50 pm**

Smokey had a UTMC patch on at the Cretin's BOTM tonight, and had to explain to some other fellows how an oddly disproportionate number of terrorists are missing pinkies after I pulled out my knife at the sight.

Edit:

I mean hey yo howdy whatsup man!!? Tell us what you ride already, sheeeeit!

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:52 pm**

Scumbag - All Your Pinkies Are Belong To Us shirt? Who's good at that stuff? Did this already happen? Have I missed the boat?

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:54 am**

Howdy do to you, too! I'd say you hit the demographic squarely, which is to say, "squirrelly"!

Gooble, gobble, one of us.

Pics of the bike(s), now.

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:39 am**

Welcome.

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:05 am**

Thanks for the warm welcomes! I like the pinky idea. However, I only own loppers. I'm gonna need a little help to ensure a swift cut.

These days, I'm riding around on a DRZ400SM and a ratted out SV650( the Rotten Apple). Racing an R6. Getting dirty on a YZ490 and a fourwheeler which is pretty much just for making trails and giving little kids rides.

I'll get some pics together. Promise. Hell, if you all want, I could even scrounge up some backroad rippin', crashing and race video!

-Matt

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:24 am**

Welcome, and Homeland Security says: "Wazzup".

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:36 am**

Howdy howdy howdy. May I remind my fellow brethren that if, Matt, you have any artificial bits acquired through your 65 years of riding experience in only 35 years of livin' (la vida loca, SING IT!) you may qualify for a special "Gimp Club" exemption from the pinky removal squad. Simply type the phrase "Gimp Club" into the text box on the online order form to process your order correctly.
As it is, welcome to the party, enjoy it. I see you are from Ohio, I myself am a bluegrass eat'n Colonel from just south of you (albeit in Florida now), and I loves me some spaghetti in my chili.

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:58 am**

Got that covered, for sure! Plenty of crooked bones, rewired tendons and ligaments and nice little Ti screws!

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:55 am**

Race at MidOhio much?

Went there with SCCA and AHRMA, been a while, miss the Runoffs.

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:54 am**

You're 35? Joints hurt? Like motorcycles? You'll get on fine around here.

Now, about the pinkey....

<img src=http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/album_pic.php?pic_id=506>

--Jaeger

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:08 am**

Hi there!

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:29 pm**

Hank said:

and I loves me some spaghetti in my chili.

Dude, WTF? That's just wrong.

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:47 pm**

Drift wrote:Hank said:

and I loves me some spaghetti in my chili.
Dude, WTF? That's just wrong.

Yeah, they do that here in the Mid-Atlantic too. Fucking weirdos.

Welcome stranger! Sit back, relax, and don't pay attention to the two grizzled 9-fingered apes with pinking shears.

UTMC

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