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But the fact that the poor guy was thrashed half to death, and nailed to a cross is just fine?

My God has a bigger dick than your Jesus.

erosvamp wrote:My God has a bigger dick than your Jesus.

"Jesus will come again? My god already came twice this morning!"

I guess his wife would have mention it if he did have any.

piccini9 wrote:But the fact that the poor guy was thrashed half to death, and nailed to a cross is just fine?

Hey, what else would you do to a long-haired socialist hippie freak who may actually have provoked a credit-crisis by kicking the moneylenders out of their place of business (which also happened to be the temple)?

Also, I have just watched that video, and that is...well...I can understand how some people would feel threatened by the image of a guy whose penis is bigger than one of his legas and big enough to fuck himself in the chest with.

RexAddict wrote: "Jesus will come again? My god already came twice this morning!"

Jesus isn't coming, he's just breathing heavy.

They thought Jesus was a eunuch?

No wonder Christians are sexually repressed.

So that's what happened to my old roomate's bong.

you know, that IS a rather huge penis, proportionally speaking.

but then he is the son of god, so it just goes to figure that he'd be well hung.



i think i'll leave quietly now, out the side door, before you all start the bonfire...

sun rat wrote:you know, that IS a rather huge penis, proportionally speaking.

Pretty standard for a Jewish guy really.

Just to be clear here. Are they talking about Jesus's killer abs?
I wasn't sure how they were seeing his massive schlong through the loincloth.
Really? They think that's his dick?

yep. that's what they're seeing. and people see what they want to see, so i guess they want some dick...

Me, personally, I like the skull peeking out from underneath. You'd think someone would get all uppity about that, but then again, there's a dead guy with a dick on his chest hanging from a cross. So maybe not.

Beemer Dan wrote:

sun rat wrote:you know, that IS a rather huge penis, proportionally speaking.

Pretty standard for a Jewish guy really.

i've never dated a jewish guy. time to look for one...

The crucifix in question is a San Damiano cross, a common Catholic icon that originated in Italy in the 12th century and is widely associated with St. Francis of Assisi and the order he founded, the Franciscans.

The original cross is in Assisi, Italy.

The San Damiano cross is considered an icon because it depicts biblical figures.

The crucifix hanging at St. Charles Borromeo resembles other San Damiano crucifixes except for Jesus’ abdominal area, which is noticeably more pronounced than on similar crucifixes

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the original:

Don't fear God's love, he hasn't gotten anyone pregnant in over two thousand years!

/RM

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