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erosvamp
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Location: denver

Do you give a damn?

Post by erosvamp » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:25 pm



"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:44 pm

Yap.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by tumbler » Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:24 pm

I couldn't care less.

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Largely Uncontroversial

Post by Metalredneck » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:32 pm

Not about that shite.
Done.

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Post by 12ci » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:35 pm

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Post by goose » Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:56 pm

some of their "issues", perhaps. The group.... hmm, seems like moveon . . . too much to say about everything and I get the feeling they're going to spam you with every dumbass action they are taking.

I was so fed up with moveon that I had to write them an email every day to get them to stop fucking emailing me. I hope this group isn't the same way, but I'm sure as hell not signing up to find out.
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Post by causef0rconcern » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:37 pm

I care, but the fags I live and hang with don't. So I kind of lost interest in fighting for other people's causes.

But totally free Tibet, free mumia, and end the zionist occupation.

Or, and this is just a thought on a global scale...Perhaps we should pursue this: Iranian Cleric: Promiscuous Women Cause Quakes
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... 1&ft=1&f=3

Before seeking more of this :

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On second thought, I would like to see more people like that dude in the streets. Up the gay.
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Post by roadmissile » Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:07 am

causef0rconcern wrote:Perhaps we should pursue this: Iranian Cleric: Promiscuous Women Cause Quakes
So you're saying we should find a way to weaponize sluts?

/RM
/Speed is our religion.

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:48 am

causef0rconcern wrote:
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I would like to see more people like that dude in the streets. Up the gay.

X2


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Post by Davros » Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:14 am

causef0rconcern wrote:
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I would like to see more people like that dude in the streets. Up the gay.
You have lived in New Jersey. You've probably been familiar with that every New Years Day in Philly.
Grumble,grumble, fuggin Mummers ending their parade right in front of my house every year when I lived in Philly..............
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.

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Post by Jonny » Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:51 am

roadmissile wrote:
causef0rconcern wrote:Perhaps we should pursue this: Iranian Cleric: Promiscuous Women Cause Quakes
So you're saying we should find a way to weaponize sluts?

/RM
It has already begun, my friend...

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beck
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Post by beck » Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:16 pm

+1 to every hot chick

+1 to every H&K mp5

+497.62 to every combination of both.

as far as gay rights? i live in kansas, but i believe do what you will. i'll live my way, you can live yours. we're still cool.

didnt like the site, chick was too pushy. i hate being told what to do.
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Post by Gumby » Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:40 am

Gee other than marrage I thought they had the same rights as me breath, pay taxes,die.... whatever could not care less at all
Boobies cure EVERYTHING!!!

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Post by Ban Guzzi » Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:54 am

The far left and the far right have many things in common. One of them being overweening loud mouths.

Both sides need to be slapped very fucking hard.

Or maybe just shut your PieHole for a minute.
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!

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Post by Jonny » Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:35 am

Ban Guzzi wrote:The far left and the far right have many things in common. One of them being overweening loud mouths.

Both sides need to be slapped very fucking hard.

Or maybe just shut your PieHole for a minute.
This needs to be said again.

erosvamp
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Post by erosvamp » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:44 am

I posted this because I liked the marketing and I wanted to share.

My background is in nonprofits and I enjoy helping people who need help, especially people who are currently being disadvantaged in society. This includes people such as gays, illegal immigrants, native hispanics/latinos, children, veterans who have been tossed out of society, the homeless, single men and women who need help raising kids, etc...

If your interested, sign up for more info.
If not, move along.

I really could give a fuck if you disagree with my personal beliefs.

If I happen to introduce you to a nonprofit you like... great.

I think I posted this already but here is another wonderful marketing campaign:
http://www.feelyourboobies.com/faqs.htm
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki

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Post by Ban Guzzi » Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:45 am

Get over yourself.
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!

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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:51 am

Say what you will about their ham-fisted PR...you're all talking about it. So you noticed it and formed an opinion of some sort. It's in your head. Job done.
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Post by roadmissile » Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:20 am

erosvamp wrote:I think I posted this already but here is another wonderful marketing campaign:
http://www.feelyourboobies.com/faqs.htm
Now that seems like a campaign I can get behind!

I feel it also plays somewhat well into my weaponized slut plot...

/RM
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Post by Shhted » Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:59 am

More hate crime crap? I hate hate crime legislation almost as much as I hate crime.

An aside, the still of Kim Lardassian looks eerily like Cher. Spooky.
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erosvamp
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Location: denver

Post by erosvamp » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:55 pm

Ban Guzzi wrote:Get over yourself.
Never gonna happen, Pat. I am jangleplatz!

I sometimes moonlight as a superhero.

The ego stays.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki

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Ban Guzzi
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Post by Ban Guzzi » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:51 pm

So does the occasional derision for being such an egotist.
Enjoy!
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!

erosvamp
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Post by erosvamp » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:27 pm

Ban Guzzi wrote:So does the occasional derision for being such an egotist.
Enjoy!
... and you call yourself a buddhist.

Nothing is perfect.

Any other flaws you would like to point out?


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Largely Uncontroversial

Post by Metalredneck » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:14 pm

GIRLS! GIRLS! YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY!
now shut up.
Done.

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:19 am

Ban Guzzi wrote:So does the occasional derision for being such an egotist.
Enjoy!

:lol:
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:13 am

Gumby wrote:Gee other than marrage I thought they had the same rights as me breath, pay taxes,die.... whatever could not care less at all
Easy to say when you're not the outcast social minority.

That being said, yeah, I immediately had to mute Cyndi Lauper, and I didn't sign up for the campaign, either. It is 100^n% NOT because I don't give a damn, it's because of the same reasons Goose had. I'm already sick of the constant flow of tripe and monetary requests from Moveon.org, Avaz,org, Jerry Brown, Barbara Boxer, and every other liberal campaign on Earth. Though they largely represent my interests, and even though give a damn hits *way* closer to home than any of the others, I just don't need anymore shit in my inbox.
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