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erosvamp
Sophisticated Meat Machine
Location: denver

Looking for men in Denver...

Post by erosvamp » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:12 pm

Interested in trying something new this summer?

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My team, the Denver Mudpuppies, is looking for a few more guys for the 2010 Colorado Dragon Boat Festival races. This event is a 250 meter paddle boat race on Sloan’s Lake using a traditional Hong Kong style fiberglass boat.

The races take place over the second to last weekend in July (24th and 25th). Our team will be again competing in the recreation league. We need at least 8 women and 8 men with a total team of 20 paddlers and one drummer. As we win, we move on. We had a strong team last year that we can really build on... in fact our times were the fastest until we got disqualified on a technicality. :)

- race day times of Sun 12-5 and Sat 10-5

-registration fee of $43.75 by April 30th.

-two practices in June and two in July.

-we just need men, as we have enough women

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If your interested, give me a call or PM me.


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Post by causef0rconcern » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:35 pm

I fucking wish! That looks jangleplatz!
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Post by Beemer Dan » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:12 pm

The drumming part looks fun, but I'd totally want to do guitar!
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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:26 am

It is fun, I did for years prior to my accident, then seeing as there's a suprising amount of leg work (for stability) involved I got out of it.
But it is a blast, seriously intense. The drumming is the most boring part.
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