UTMC

(Not mine. This is of one of the people who started Burning Man, and could roughly be considered one of my bosses (they call him Michael Michael, or Danger Ranger, for those who may have heard of him). No freaking clue what the story is, yet, other than that they managed so sew, staple and hammer everything back together.)

table saw.

Fuckin' overachiever.




Ow.

He got to keep all those digits? Lucky fucker. I'm with Hank -- tablesaw?

--Jaeger

A nother dummy who Tried to catch the Feral Kid's boomerang?

Zer0 wrote:A nother dummy who Tried to catch the Feral Kid's boomerang?

That kid would grow up to lead that clan, so be wary of him...

Appears to be a crush/shear injury, but a table saw is probably more likely.

Chainsaw. Just a guess.

Edit* Still just a guess, but these stats. Ouch.

When my leg was all mangled, swollen, full of staples, and looking mighty gruesome, I had an older women (late 60's, early 70's) I sort of new start asking me questions about it.

Then she said "Yeah, that's kind of like the time I took a chainsaw to the face."
You took a chainsaw to the FACE?
"Well, more like the neck AND face, but yeah... See this line right here? It looks like a wrinkle, but it's a scar."

Sure as shit, the lady had had a chainsaw kick back, catch her in the face, and run itself down one side of her throat.

Gnarly.

Maybe just a really aggressive kitten. They can get like that if you play rough with em.

I spent a couple summers logging in college, and have a healthy respect for chainsaws. Once I had a saw kick back hard enough to knock me off balance, it came down going full tilt across my thighs. I am a fan of kevlar chaps, came out of it with just a bit of bruising. Another time I put a pretty good gouge into the bill of my hardhat. Nothing like seeing a chainsaw coming straight for your face to make you reconsider just what the hell you're doing. Not long after I took a landscaping gig for my summer cash flow.

He was trying to get his flash drive back?

looks like what happened to the ex-boyfriend of one my daughters when he tried to slap her around: she slammed his hand in a door. a couple of times.