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now THIS is a commercial.

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thack
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now THIS is a commercial.

Post by thack » Sat May 01, 2010 5:52 am

I'm from Alabama. So is this commercial. It is beautiful.
Well, alright, it was made by some city folk with some fancy ideas, but it's still really good. And really about Alabama. Like it or don't. I don't care.

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q-RLqLx1iYI&co ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q-RLqLx1iYI&co ... edded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>



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Post by Shhted » Sat May 01, 2010 11:42 am

Epic! I watched the Making Of as well. Shit, I'd buy from him. I don't care.
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Post by JoJoLesh » Sun May 02, 2010 4:01 pm

Where did the bouncer get a cresent wrench?? I've done a bit of bouncing, and that is NEVER something I even thought of bringing with me. Maybe I'm just unimaginative.

I do like the com. Guy dosent seem to be hiding much. Maybe he is though. "Thay have stains (from multiple homicides) we cover them up" or "She decorates them (using lead paint)"

You never know. The only thing I do know is that nobody is 100% honest.
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Post by JoJoLesh » Sun May 02, 2010 4:02 pm

And the Sales lady...kinda hot, I'd buy form her
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Post by goose » Sun May 02, 2010 5:23 pm

lol, having grown up in a trailer park, I couldn't stop laughing the minute that commercial finished. Thanks Thack!
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Post by Ban Guzzi » Sun May 02, 2010 7:00 pm

Having been stuck in traffic behind a house when I lived in VA, I found this appropriate... :lol:
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!

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Post by stiles » Sun May 02, 2010 8:46 pm

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Post by Dobbs » Tue May 04, 2010 7:15 am

Ha!...that was good...and yes the sales chick is hot... 8)
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