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Man Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 7:35 pm
by Ames
A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.
Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man's rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.
The eel had reportedly done severe damage to the man's intestines.
While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man's friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.
All I can picture is four or five Chinese guys standing there, looking down at the ground, kind of shuffling back and forth from foot to foot, and saying (in unison), "Chen, sorry about putting the eel in your rectum."
THIS is why I don't drink with anyone I know!
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 10:36 pm
by erosvamp
I would never put an eel in your ass... at least not a live one.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:27 pm
by goose
whew, I'm glad hamsters are still rectum safe. . .
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:31 pm
by DerGolgo
Kinda reminds me of History of the World, Part I, where the official asks the assembled crowd what the approved method of execution is. Eels are kinda like snakes, right?
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:31 pm
by Beemer Dan
With friends like that who needs enemas!
/ducks
sorry, I had to
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:43 pm
by goose
BackDoorBarbie wrote:Beemer Dan wrote:With friends like that who needs enemas!
/ducks
sorry, I had to
have you been hanging out with goose lately?
dork! you shouldn't pick on Dan because he posseses intestinal fortitude. It's hard to digest just how alamentary Beemer Dan is to this place. Dont hit him below the waste, err, waist while you digest just how important his contributions are
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 11:57 pm
by scumbag
goose wrote:whew, I'm glad hamsters are still rectum safe. . .
Only the US ones... The Chinese ones run you the risk of lead poisoning... But then again if you have a hamster in your ass I guess the last worry you have is long term effects.