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My Little Pony
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Maine

Double dog dare ya to try this on your wife/girlfriend

Post by My Little Pony » Tue May 04, 2010 5:02 am



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bndgkmf
The Statutory Ape
Location: Frisconsin
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Post by bndgkmf » Tue May 04, 2010 6:05 am

My wife would beat me to death with the stick.

Dobbs
Barista of Doom
Location: Aurora

Post by Dobbs » Tue May 04, 2010 6:59 am

bndgkmf wrote:My wife would beat me to death with the stick.

WORD!!! 8) 8)
Does it scare you? That I'm able to discern, what to love and what to burn!

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sun rat
Dominatrix of Skulduggery
Location: bfe
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Post by sun rat » Tue May 04, 2010 9:18 am

that wasn't very bright. he just handed her that weapon and then gave her a good reason to use it on him...
fuck it all.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Tue May 04, 2010 12:58 pm

sun rat wrote:that wasn't very bright. he just handed her that weapon and then gave her a good reason to use it on him...

...and yet she didn't. Love is an amazing thing~~~

Beemer Dan
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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue May 04, 2010 3:40 pm

That's just way too much work to go through, and it begs for revenge. Wife and revenge are two things I don't want anywhere near each other. :shock:
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sun rat
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Post by sun rat » Tue May 04, 2010 3:50 pm

Jonny wrote:
sun rat wrote:that wasn't very bright. he just handed her that weapon and then gave her a good reason to use it on him...

...and yet she didn't.
that you can see on camera...
<s> Love</s> cold blooded revenge is an amazing thing~~~
fixed.
fuck it all.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue May 04, 2010 3:59 pm

I sometimes put a rubber band around the water squirtey thing at the kitchen sink.

Always good for a laugh. Been a while... :evil:
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Post by Ames » Tue May 04, 2010 10:48 pm

One, my wife has a great sense of humor and would probably think it was funny as hell.
Two, she likes it when I schmack her on the ass. :mrgreen:
Three, I do NOT take for granted what a lucky, lucky man I am.
Cheers,
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Jonny
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Post by Jonny » Thu May 06, 2010 2:33 am

sun rat wrote:
Jonny wrote:
sun rat wrote:that wasn't very bright. he just handed her that weapon and then gave her a good reason to use it on him...

...and yet she didn't.
that you can see on camera...
<s> Love</s> cold blooded revenge is an amazing thing~~~
fixed.
Hahahahaha. Truely.

If I was ever foolish enough to try this I would be stabbed to death as I sleep.

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