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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri May 07, 2010 10:28 am

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Post by goose » Fri May 07, 2010 11:01 am

at first i thought it was stupid. But I really kind of dug it as the video progressed. Now . . . I think it's Jangle!
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri May 07, 2010 11:19 am

1) If this isn't a hoax, it's just fucking awesome
2) This cannot become an official Olympic event fast enough.
3) I wanna see one of these guys streaking a fundamentalist mass-christening, where they are dunking the heads in a river. That'd mess with people...
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Post by piccini9 » Fri May 07, 2010 11:58 am

I've had dreams like that.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by Gahread » Fri May 07, 2010 11:59 am

DerGolgo wrote:1) If this isn't a hoax, it's just fucking awesome
Oh, I'm 100% positive it IS a hoax.

But that doesn't change that it's fucking awesome.

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri May 07, 2010 12:06 pm

Gahread wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:1) If this isn't a hoax, it's just fucking awesome
Oh, I'm 100% positive it IS a hoax.

But that doesn't change that it's fucking awesome.
A very well done one!

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Post by Sisyphus » Fri May 07, 2010 4:19 pm

I'd be tempted to show this to my 3 y.o. son, but he's still pissed he can't fly like a bird when he jumps off of the couch. This'd be courting disaster.
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Post by tumbler » Fri May 07, 2010 8:04 pm

if this is a hoax, my hat is off to them. I'm kinda thinking its not though. Is that like believeing in santa?

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Post by SpecialK » Fri May 07, 2010 9:39 pm

Yes, that is like believing in Santa. I'm sorry to have to say it. Jeez next you're going to walk in on me banging your Mom.

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Post by xtian » Sat May 08, 2010 12:44 am

and all the videos seems to be popping at the same time all over the internet, what a coincidence...
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by Photo » Sat May 08, 2010 2:56 am

Call me crazy, but I think Jesus will be pissed when he finds out about this - what with "adventure athletes" treading on his "turf" and all...
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Sat May 08, 2010 8:49 am

Photo wrote:Call me crazy, but I think Jesus will be pissed when he finds out about this - what with "adventure athletes" treading on his "turf" and all...
Much like Evil Knievel jumping buses on a Sportster, Jesus will just point out how spoiled the kids are these days. "We didn't have water repellent shoes back then, man. I did that shit IN SANDALS!!!"

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Post by DerGolgo » Sat May 08, 2010 9:01 am

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
Photo wrote:Call me crazy, but I think Jesus will be pissed when he finds out about this - what with "adventure athletes" treading on his "turf" and all...
Much like Evil Knievel jumping buses on a Sportster, Jesus will just point out how spoiled the kids are these days. "We didn't have water repellent shoes back then, man. I did that shit IN SANDALS!!!"
And already, the split between "New Rules" and "Old Rules" water-walking has occured....
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Post by Photo » Sat May 08, 2010 12:21 pm

The records for "who went first" and "who walked the farthest" on water will remain, but the guys with waterproof shoes will have an asterisk put after their record data...
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:00 am

Confirmed - Hoax

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Post by piccini9 » Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:04 pm

"I can do 5 steps now, can you help me do 10" :shock:
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:21 pm

piccini9 wrote:"I can do 5 steps now, can you help me do 10" :shock:
I know, when I confirmed that it was a hoax, a little light of hope went out. However when I heard that in the video it made me happy again.
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:43 pm

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
piccini9 wrote:"I can do 5 steps now, can you help me do 10" :shock:
I know, when I confirmed that it was a hoax, a little light of hope went out. However when I heard that in the video it made me happy again.
I'm picturing slightly concave, slightly larger than footprint sized, "flippers" for lack of a better term.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by maniacles » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:42 pm

Put snakes, gators and sharks in the water!
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