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I'd like church...

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Pancake
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I'd like church...

Post by Pancake » Mon May 17, 2010 3:19 pm

if it were like this.

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Post by Sisyphus » Mon May 17, 2010 3:34 pm

OMG I'm in tears!
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Post by sun rat » Mon May 17, 2010 6:38 pm

been to a couple of churches like that (but without the slayer soundtrack). they are only fun from a safe distance. like the next county.
fuck it all.
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Post by UndertheGun » Mon May 17, 2010 7:38 pm

Is it okay if I bring my iPod and rock out in the choir?
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Post by Pancake » Tue May 18, 2010 3:13 am

sun rat wrote:been to a couple of churches like that (but without the slayer soundtrack). they are only fun from a safe distance. like the next county.
I'd only go if Slayer was the soundtrack. That gospel shit annoys me.
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Post by Gahread » Tue May 18, 2010 12:03 pm

"This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment. It is no longer available in your country."

Remind me again why I haven't bought music in six years?
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Post by tumbler » Tue May 18, 2010 1:07 pm

i love videos like this..

here are some more =)


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Post by tumbler » Tue May 18, 2010 1:09 pm

and this is totally unrelated, but awesome none the less.. office metal.

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Post by guitargeek » Tue May 18, 2010 1:28 pm

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Post by DerGolgo » Tue May 18, 2010 1:53 pm

No wonder they're loud, considering the amount the stuff they do...

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