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Tony, our maintenence guy said he just saw something he;s never seen in his 30 something years working here. He goes into the men's room to begin cleaning, and a guy's taking a piss in the urinal, and his pants and boxers are dropped down around his ankle--ass hanging out for everyone to see! This is a 20 something year-old. I already have my 7 year-old not doing that.

A 2o something year-old?

All Tony can do now is shake his head and wander aimlessly.

He has 41 days till he retires.

Poor guy.

Both of 'em.

Wait...you mean I've been doing it wrong?

DerGolgo wrote:Poor guy.

Both of 'em.

That's what I was thinking.

"What, ain'cha got enough hose to get out of the firehouse, buddy?"

--Jaeger

One place I worked at, there was a 55 year-old guy who did that. Laundry on the floor, one palm against the wall, whistling a tune. Scary.

Seriously, the more I think about this, the more it has me laughing me ass off. I want to go out and do this in public just to fuck with people.

I do that whenever there is a bank of urinals and I am the only one there and someone decides that they must stand directly next to me. No joke.

When that happens I stick my thumbs inside of my underwear and drop it all to the floor, I then raise both of my hands in the air and make some sort of "wheee" sound. It really freaks people out, I use it for punishment and it makes me laugh. Whatever, people should know the bathroom etiquette rules. I did it to my professor in college once, he didn't find it as amusing as I did.

Never when I am alone... why would I want my pants and underwear touching that filthy floor, I don't really want the soles of my shoes touching the floors in most public bathrooms.

Man-children.

ghey...

Don't forget to hike your shirt up as high as possible when you do this. It would be a shame to get pee on your shirt.

I know of a guy who must be totally nude when he takes a dump. Now that's special.

Sisyphus wrote:I know of a guy who must be totally nude when he takes a dump. Now that's special.

Yeah, I totally don't understand it. He's got a wife and all, he's not some sort of wierdo (other than his wacky political views) or anything. I wonder how his wife was made aware of this proclivity.

totally nude when he takes a dump

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He's got two thumbs... This guy!

Can't explain it, don't know how it got started, but yeah. Mostly if not completely nekkid for pooping purposes. In a public resroom, I've got to at least toss the shirt, and remove one leg from my dropped pants if it's a big one, so I feel mostly nekkid. Wedding band has to come off even.

:shrug:

I got nothing to explain, it just feels more comfotable.

-Rench

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Rev wrote:That adds a whole new and disturbing aspect to the passing-out-in-the-restroom incident.

Found between the urinals and the sinks, thankyou-very-much!

And I definately don't drop-trow for tge urinal, that's just fucking weird...

("hello, pot? This is kettle...")

-Rench

I have been known to pull out the kid-pee if the need arises to make people uncomfortable.