Still, pretty jangleplatz.
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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Found something better than the barbie to decorate the bike
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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The only thing that would make this even more jangleplatz would be if you could dress the figures up as either suv-driving cell-phone talking soccer moms, or no helmet flip-flop and T-shirt wearing squids.
Still, pretty jangleplatz.
Still, pretty jangleplatz.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
BDBarbie, if you do not get one of those we will all be very disappointed in you.
Very disappointed indeed.
Very disappointed indeed.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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GeekGrl
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Out in the black
If you want to save shipping, BDB, I can check at the shop and see if its available there and just bring it out to you at Rag ... 
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'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
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'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
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beck
- Magnum Jihad
ames said....
i expect to see everyone in their safest possilbe atgatt as proved above by science.
http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic ... ght=coronano helmet flip-flop and T-shirt wearing squids.
i expect to see everyone in their safest possilbe atgatt as proved above by science.
Everything fun causes cancer, road rash, pregnancy, addiction, skin discoloration, broken bones, carpal tunnel, sprained eyeballs, rugburns, sideburns, exploding friends, insurance claims, insanity, etc... You can either lie safely in wait to shufflel'd off this mortall coile, or jerk it off hard and fast. Live life to the fullest, and use lots of lube
Beemer Dan.
Beemer Dan.