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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
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Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
this is funny as shit
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
this is funny as shit
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"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
wonder how they found out? Monitoring employees web presence? yes folx, it's not just the gubment anymore.
They should make that kid the VP of marketing. That was jangleplatz!
They should make that kid the VP of marketing. That was jangleplatz!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Vespalina
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
+1 on the funny as hell!
Nate played this for me from his HTC (Droid) phone while we were at a neighbor's cook out yesterday. Thankfully, I was sitting on the ground while watching it because I would have fallen off whatever chair I was sitting on because I was laughing so hard. I had trouble catching my breath!
And +1 for the booooooo! to BestBuy for wanting to fire this employee...it sums up what is wrong with retail employment at chain establishments in a nutshell.
Nate played this for me from his HTC (Droid) phone while we were at a neighbor's cook out yesterday. Thankfully, I was sitting on the ground while watching it because I would have fallen off whatever chair I was sitting on because I was laughing so hard. I had trouble catching my breath!
And +1 for the booooooo! to BestBuy for wanting to fire this employee...it sums up what is wrong with retail employment at chain establishments in a nutshell.
Hell on Wheels
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
HTC rules! My G1 departed the tank bag @ 65 mph, skidded quite a ways face down(!!) and there is only one scratch on the screen (thank's Pattio for picking it up) I don't have a case or a screen protector. Also Jr been using it as the hammer, baseball or a hockey puck ever since he learned how to walk, about a year now, still fucking works! I have seen iPhones crack when you look at them angry, G1 on the other hand seems to have 9 lives!
Only complaint is short battery life, I'm on it couple hours a day though.
Only complaint is short battery life, I'm on it couple hours a day though.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
I also love my G1 and have put it through hell with no problems.MATPOC wrote:HTC rules! My G1 departed the tank bag @ 65 mph, skidded quite a ways face down(!!) and there is only one scratch on the screen (thank's Pattio for picking it up) I don't have a case or a screen protector. Also Jr been using it as the hammer, baseball or a hockey puck ever since he learned how to walk, about a year now, still fucking works! I have seen iPhones crack when you look at them angry, G1 on the other hand seems to have 9 lives!
Only complaint is short battery life, I'm on it couple hours a day though.
As far as the short battery life, go to the market and download a power manager (I use Power Manager) and make sure your GPS isn't running if you're not using it.
I also recommend ShapeWriter (it's the G1 version of Swype) as it is quite jangleplatz.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO