UTMC

Delicious, digital smack!

http://grinding.be/2010/07/15/how-is-yo ... a-syringe/

That’s right, your standard binaural beats are being packaged by at least one clueless Oklahoma school district and ratings-starved, journalist-devoid local CW affiliate as the newest cyber-danger to cyber-come from cyber-space to cyber-molest your cyber-children under your very own cyber-nose.

Which is to say, that if you live in Oklahoma, your tax dollars are paying for someone at the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics to actually be worried that kids are “getting high” off of music and noise and that it will lead them to harder non-cyber-drugs.

Is this just some of the famous J'Oklahoma intellect talking or is this going around elsewhere, too???

I mean, seriously, what on earth is it that drives people so fucking insane over kids getting stoned? Shouldn't they be praising the lord they aren't mainlining crack-whore-feces??

What will they get upset about next? Fucking color TV?

IT MAKES THEM SEE COLORS!! IT MAKES THEM SEE COLORS!!

I've stopped stepping aside for blind, pod texting, pedestrians. I just walk right into them now.


Off topic?

piccini9 wrote:I've stopped stepping aside for blind, pod texting, pedestrians. I just walk right into them now.


Off topic?

that just means they haven't installed that one app that lets you use the camera part to view the sidewalk ahead while you text. effing newbs.

/ sarcasm

Oh Oklahoma, why must you try so hard to compete with North Carolina?

/RM

piccini9 wrote:I've stopped stepping aside for blind, pod texting, pedestrians. I just walk right into them now.


Off topic?

Not at all. I'm a fan myself as well.

Riding across the US, people are so nice, you'd never guess they are so stupid

The "news" story above is the exact reason why newspapers, magazines and other "real" news sources are having their legs knocked out from under them and are failing in the marketplace. They are fucking morons! This is news? This is even supposed to be real? WHAT THE FUUUUCK??? The Onion and Daily Show have nothing on this crap!

Drugs in ipods? WTF??? These retarded assclowns don't even get how "drugs" work it seems. When I was in elementary school there was a few weeks where a bunch of kids thought it was cool to crush up Jolly Ranchers and snort them. Was it a "scary drug"? NO! It was a bunch of little kids being little kids. Holy crap! If you want to know what scary crap on the ipod is ruining your kid's brains it's likely the horrid pop music they listen to...



That kids an asshole, anyone with a haircut like that has gotta be an asshole!

Fucking stupid "concerned parents"! In an age where the answers (both good and bad) to everything are right there at anyone's fingertips, why the fuck are people still falling for this shit?

*smashes head into wall*

Beemer Dan wrote:A whole bunch of crazy rant

-AND-

Beemer Dan wrote:*smashes head into wall*

You listened to the PCP iDose, didn't you. Might want to try the Marijuana one next time.

Ima goin out to get me an iPod. Crush it up and smoke it out of a beer can.

Whats next? "MAGIC-EYED HOUSECLEANING CHILDREN IN OUR SCHOOLS!!1"

Holy crap! I've never been able to see shit in those stereograms, but I can now. Another thing medical marijuana is helpful for

Beemer Dan wrote:

That kids an asshole, anyone with a haircut like that has gotta be an asshole!

I wonder if the barbershop can squeeze me in this afternoon . . . .

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:

Beemer Dan wrote:

That kids an asshole, anyone with a haircut like that has gotta be an asshole!

I wonder if the barbershop can squeeze me in this afternoon . . . .

Wish I had that much hair.

Who is the twerp, anyway? Beeber or Beeper or whatever?

That man's name is hope? He looks just like usher! Funny name for a guy.. my grandmothers name was hope.

This place...

guitargeek wrote:This place...

I was just thinking the same thing.

Sisyphus wrote:Ima goin out to get me an iPod. Crush it up and smoke it out of a beer can.

Hmmm...nobody has registered willitsmoke.com