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guitargeek
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FASTCAT!!

Post by guitargeek » Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:49 pm

May you live to be a million years old!

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Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
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goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:10 pm

Indeed! Happy Birthday! hope you set a 1/4 mile record in celebration of it!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

rolly
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Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Post by rolly » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:13 pm

Happy birthday, queen of the drag scene!

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:47 pm

Happy Birthday!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by Beemer Dan » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:51 pm

Happy birthday Sistah! Now go get a bacon-maple donut to celebrate!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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sun rat
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Post by sun rat » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:01 pm

happy happy!
fuck it all.

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Post by bndgkmf » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:30 pm

BANZAI!!!!!!!!

dozer
Hammer Time
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Post by dozer » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:48 pm

I wish I had my Bandit running, I'dda done a burnout in your honor!
Happy birthday!
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Korpen
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Location: Madison

Post by Korpen » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:51 pm

Happy Birthday!
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
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Post by UndertheGun » Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:32 pm

Happy Birthday! And, may you live all the days of your life.

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Post by piccini9 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:37 pm

WHOOP ASS!!!
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roadmissile
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Post by roadmissile » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:27 pm

Keep that hammer down, cheers!

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Post by FastCat » Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:29 am

Awww, shucks...

(kicks dirt)

Thanks, all ya'all!
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Jonny
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Post by Jonny » Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:17 am

Happy Birthday, oh wise sage!


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calamari kid
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Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:54 pm

Hooray for birthdays!!! Hope ya had a good one!
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stiles
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Location: Mid Atlantic

Post by stiles » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:02 pm

Happy (late) birthday!
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GeekGrl
Magnum Jihad
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Post by GeekGrl » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:48 pm

Smurfilicious wishes for a happy birthday week (because you should glean all you can from the occasion!)

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