UTMC

Are you familiar with the first 5 minutes of Tropic Thunder???

What you have posted.. I just can't say for sure if it is real or not. Superb. The section in the car starting at :55 had me convinced it was an SNL skit, but then I lost confidence.

From the CNN story: "The witness asked not to be identified so that he does not anger the juggalos."
Really. Really? (giggle) Not the best day to be a writer for CNN.

Wow. There are no words.


Well there probably are, but not in my vocabulary.
What the fuck was that? How have I never heard of this?

"She took her top off and they got really violent," he said.

Juggalos hate boobs? They're more fucked up than I thought.

I just couldn't look away.

Vanilla Ice sealed the deal, I'm going next year!

Rev wrote:
Anyways, this video is 17 and a half minutes long and it just keeps on giving. The Insane Clown Posse truly do live in a magical world.

Hee hee "seminars."

I thought I knew a little about this scene and I had no idea what a wild 17 minute train-wreck I was about to go on. I just lost respect for every parody of these guys I have ever seen. They transcend parody. I am in awe.

First thing... SEMINARS? On what? Doing meth and knocking up your sister? (After writing that I noticed that Rev pointed that out too... double funny)

Next... What in the fuck did the voiceover guy say at 10:52 right before HELICOPTER RIDES... also, HELICOPTER RIDES???

They did say that there would be a... HATCHET HOUSE BUBBLE FOAM PARTY? What the fuck is that?

Honestly... I didn't know that most of the things that they talked about were even things. This was very informative. That was the best, most confusing, 17 minutes I have spent this whole year.

I was skeptical up until I saw the trailer for the movie... then I shit my pants with glee, put it next on my netflix queue, ordered it from amazon, (overnight bitches) and slapped my sister right across her clown painted face. How is it possible to not be excited for clown faced people making a western. That is 100% pure amazing.

I presume it will indeed be "The greatest time you mutherfucker [sic] will ever have. I put that on my nuts bitch."

I would like to start the planning for the UTMC get together next year that just so happens to take place at the same time and place as the gathering #12. It could be epic. Also... dozer just might crash a dual sport into a jugglette (sp?) dislocate his shoulder and get some chlamydia. I want to be there for that.

Remember RJ will be there "He does have good dick jokes." Really? Is he a comedian now?

One last thing... Gallagher? Really?

"Coming to regulate Ninjas,..."

I'd like to see the ninja regulations. OSHA? National Ninja Association Standards?

And sorry, Tom Green. You have fallen so far from the dead raccoon in the bag.

I want my time back--every second I wasted watching the vid and reading everything. I want it all back. Reset.

Fuck yall yo.

I just can't bring myself to watch that. I'd rather not know.


Hillbilly flatbillers with clown paint. No thanks.

I could only make it for 11 minutes.

I have a deep feeling of cognitive dissonance inside.

motorpsycho67 wrote:I just can't bring myself to watch that. I'd rather not know.


Hillbilly flatbillers with clown paint. No thanks.

+1

I can honestly say that I am glad this was one of three posts I have read in the past week.
Awesome.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan wrestling some guy at 4am by the light of... flashlights?
Count me in.

Mag, can we go next year? Please.

every time I click this thread I do not have 17 minutes to waste. next time I'm at work, I'll make sure to turn it up loud.

I only had to watch it once and its still ringing in my head. The mock-angry/pleading-sad announcer sounds like The Mighty Oz dominating your shit from behind that flimsy curtain. I love that they are promising variety and diversity of music as a selling point, yet all the acts seem to be coming from the same wellspring, and they have now made plenty of buzz for throwing things at performers. Who throws a beer can at the Method Man? Throwing feces at Tila Tequila I pretty much consider common sense, but if these guys will throw a beer can at da mef I have to speculate they are out of control. I love the genius of the all-our-bands-are-masked theme- its so incredibly flexible and sustainable. Need a new masked-bassist? You don't even need to find a handsome one! I love the obvious struggle to attract and cater to women. I can't stop muttering 'seminars' in my announcer voice. I may never watch it again and still, sometime tomorrow, I will probably say 'seminars'.

Seminars.

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Do peeps really fuckin' talk like dat, bitches? Yo.

My brain hurts.

Wow. I'm going go have to watch that movie now.

thrasherbill wrote:Do peeps really fuckin' talk like dat, bitches? Yo.

My brain hurts.

Straight, bitch!

(Seriously, Billy: high concentration of peeps like that where I live, Flatbillers, Metal Mulisha, whatever--which explains why I hole up in my house and demand my sons hike up their drawers and speak proper English--and when not holed up, I'm riding through it)

Having been to the first Lalapalooza and only realizing that things can only be taken further 20 years + later, I believe the hype. Granted, some of it is bullshit but shit, I'd go.

Juggalos, for Zim.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your- ... h-the-icp/

Learn your motherfuckin science with the Juggalos.

Its worth it.

also this. This hurts my mind. Its horrible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA

By the way, a prof I work with at my school loves ICP, and goes to all the shows, but is nothing like these people.

She's a brilliant teacher as well. Crazy world.

ummm....that wasn't a parody? This gathering actually exists?

Since we are terrorists, I propose we acquire a low yield tactical nuke and lob it at the 12th annual......

Think what good it would do for the gene pool.......

flounder wrote:ummm....that wasn't a parody? This gathering actually exists?

Since we are also misfits, I propose we congratulate them for finding their kindred souls and throwing a big party......

fixed that for ya.

I heart Pattio.

Pattio wrote:

flounder wrote:ummm....that wasn't a parody? This gathering actually exists?

Since we are also misfits, I propose we congratulate them for finding their kindred souls and throwing a big party......

fixed that for ya.

Naturally I think mine was better.....but thanks!