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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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by rolly » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:35 pm
One for Colbert…
Bears guarded B.C. grow op: RCMP
What, you want more? Bears guarding a pot farm, people!
…found about 10 bears that the owner appeared to be using to keep people from stealing any pot plants, said RCMP Sgt. Fred Mansveld.
Narco bears!
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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by Jaeger » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:59 pm
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:47 am
Yeah, that's just SUPERFUCKINGAWESOME!
I vote they should just leave her the Hell alone.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:03 am
The best part:
CBC News wrote:"[Officers] soon noticed the bears were docile and tame,"
But on a more serious note:
CBC News wrote:Conservation officers now have to decide what to do about the bears, which might have to be destroyed because they have become too used to human food and contact, police said.
Seriously? Wouldn't a zoo or something be the perfect solutiion for bears like this?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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by rolly » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:29 am
Zer0 wrote:The best part:
CBC News wrote:"[Officers] soon noticed the bears were docile and tame,"
But on a more serious note:
CBC News wrote:Conservation officers now have to decide what to do about the bears, which might have to be destroyed because they have become too used to human food and contact, police said.
Seriously? Wouldn't a zoo or something be the perfect solutiion for bears like this?
For now, it looks like they're going to let the bears be, and maybe give them a little push if they don't start acting like bears again. The B.C. Minister of the Environment said if the bears don't disperse on their own, they will try to wean them off their civilized diet and lead them back into the wilderness with feeding stations.
B.C. aim to help bruins get back to bear necessities, Calgary Sun.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
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by Zer0 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:07 pm
rolly wrote:Zer0 wrote:The best part:
CBC News wrote:"[Officers] soon noticed the bears were docile and tame,"
But on a more serious note:
CBC News wrote:Conservation officers now have to decide what to do about the bears, which might have to be destroyed because they have become too used to human food and contact, police said.
Seriously? Wouldn't a zoo or something be the perfect solutiion for bears like this?
The B.C. Minister of the Environment said if the bears don't disperse on their own, they will try to wean them off their civilized diet
They're weaning themm off the pot or the dog food?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- The Devil's Banana
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by rc26 » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:34 am
I bet the bears are growing it. I'd say the owner of the property is just a victim of circumstance. Bears are crafty...very well thought out plan, let the human take the fall.
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