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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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I've never been this drunk.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
I've never been this drunk.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
It appears to be in Europe somewhere, where drivers actually know to not run pedestrians over, unlike the good ol' U.S of A, where being behind the wheel of a car immediately makes you want to murder everything that isn't you.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:So what if that drunk guy keeps stagging out into a street where he could get killed.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Looks like Britain.
A country obsessed with making the world safe by observing with with many, many, many cameras.
Anyway, it's entirely possible that he was drunk. Some people react quite badly to alcohol, but that doesn't necessarily stop them drinking or bingeing.
Idiots in the car should have called an ambulance, even if he hadn't walked into the road, he could have hurt himself in that state, and that is assuming that he wasn't already hurt (alcohol poisoning, drug overdose, concussion, any combination thereof).
A country obsessed with making the world safe by observing with with many, many, many cameras.
Anyway, it's entirely possible that he was drunk. Some people react quite badly to alcohol, but that doesn't necessarily stop them drinking or bingeing.
Idiots in the car should have called an ambulance, even if he hadn't walked into the road, he could have hurt himself in that state, and that is assuming that he wasn't already hurt (alcohol poisoning, drug overdose, concussion, any combination thereof).
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
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Re: I've never been this drunk.
I have no clear memory of that, sir.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
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Have you?
(/oliver_north)
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Ever been to Europe man? Metric stupid is still stupid and people get hit by cars plenty there.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:It appears to be in Europe somewhere, where drivers actually know to not run pedestrians over, unlike the good ol' U.S of A, where being behind the wheel of a car immediately makes you want to murder everything that isn't you.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:So what if that drunk guy keeps stagging out into a street where he could get killed.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
Yep,
Can't remember how many nights in various European towns
I've been like that or most likely worse...
I was just being behaved in CO.
Can't remember how many nights in various European towns
I've been like that or most likely worse...
I was just being behaved in CO.
'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
I imagine that is about what I looked like trying to walk down the hall of the Cross Keys during The Spring Thing 2009. UTMC gatherings always bring out the worst in me.
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
Re: I've never been this drunk.
Yes, it's been a while, I remember the feeling of falling back, trying to walk forward and not making any progress, falling down...MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
Have you?
He must be a soccer fan.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Well...there was that one New Year's Eve. I remember LEAVING Trafalgar Square, then I came to in my B&B SEVERAL hours later. Still don't know how I got there.
Then there was that one time I started out in San Diego and came to in Mexico in a hotel room. Don't even remember leaving the enlisted club that night. Barely got back to ship for my duty watch and then spent most of the morning hurling off the side of the aircraft elevator...right next to the officer I'd been drinking with the night before!
I'd tell you more about my adventures in the late '80's if only I could remember them!
Good times indeed.
Then there was that one time I started out in San Diego and came to in Mexico in a hotel room. Don't even remember leaving the enlisted club that night. Barely got back to ship for my duty watch and then spent most of the morning hurling off the side of the aircraft elevator...right next to the officer I'd been drinking with the night before!
I'd tell you more about my adventures in the late '80's if only I could remember them!
Good times indeed.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
I used to spend a fair amount of time in blackouts, so I'll say, "Yeah, probably."Have you?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly