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With 'chucks, too. Ho-lee shit.
It's the short version of this:

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I didn't post the long version because it was just too much awesome to view in one sitting. Awesome overload can kill mere mortals upon exposure.

goose wrote:I didn't post the long version because it was just too much awesome to view in one sitting. Awesome overload can kill mere mortals upon exposure.

I watched 13 seconds of it and one of my testicles retracted up into my abdomen.

While I loves me some awesome, and if anyone could do it, Bruce could, but I cannot truly imagine that anyone is capable of such feats.
Nevertheless, it would make a nice ad campaign.

BDB

yeah, but can he levitate?

Silly girl, he beat Chuck Norris... Oh course Bruce can levitate


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