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Whiskeywrist
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Pineapple fun: when the PNW isn't riding bikes...

Post by Whiskeywrist » Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:47 pm

Some of you may have already seen this, but for the rest...

Saturday in Georgetown.

Jenna and I have nothing pressing to do, just had a few things professionally sharpened, and found a cheap piece of tropical fruit.

*Ahem*





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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:04 pm

Win.
Fail.

In that order.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:38 am

That second one looked like the three year olds playing tee-ball.
Excellent!
:lol:
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Post by Zer0 » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:48 am

I don't do that facebook tomfoolery. It's time you take the initiative to make it possible for everyoine to view the spectacle
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My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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Pintgudge
The Big Oooola
Location: Tacoma

Post by Pintgudge » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:58 pm

I agree with Zero.

No Facebook.
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?

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Post by Whiskeywrist » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:10 pm

Couldn't get it to embed, sorry.

it came off Jenna's phone, so I don't have a lot to do with where it resides, webwise!

Did the link not work?
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Post by Zim » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:31 pm

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I agree with Pintgudge agreeing with Zer0. (Although I won't directly agree with Zer0)

But from the description, I'm guessing Ginsu knives were used to cut a nail, and then cut the pineapple.
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Pintgudge
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Post by Pintgudge » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:42 pm

That is hilariously the way that high diplomacy should work!

Agreeing with someone who agrees with someone who you will NOT agree with!

"And love makes the world go around" said President Obama to those fussy people in the mid-east!
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