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A hunter madlibs a bear

Post by Whiskeywrist » Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:54 pm

Spent the better part of an evening in delighted exploration of this:

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I'm so glad there are clever folks using the internet for brilliant good like this, as opposed to, well, the majority of the rest of it!


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Post by Davros » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:37 am

Wow! that is fun.
I really liked what I got with "tickles"
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.

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Post by piccini9 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:32 am

I'm glad it wasn't that bear snuff film I've seen before.
"washes" is also fun.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by thack » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:36 am

"eats", "screws", "jumps", "whips"

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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 pm

Does not work: robs, drowns, sodomizes.
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