UTMC

Spent the better part of an evening in delighted exploration of this:

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I'm so glad there are clever folks using the internet for brilliant good like this, as opposed to, well, the majority of the rest of it!

Wow! that is fun.
I really liked what I got with "tickles"

I'm glad it wasn't that bear snuff film I've seen before.
"washes" is also fun.

"eats", "screws", "jumps", "whips"

Does not work: robs, drowns, sodomizes.