UTMC

Faptastic!
http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2010/ ... /?gal=1#/1

There is nothing about this that I do not like.

She's awfully skinny.

"Oooh I'm on a bike I don't know how to ride! And I'm pouting! Look at meeee!"

Pass.

Ok, maybe I'm biased because I'm a girl and there are no hot pics of sexy half naked men on bikes.

yes ...

I want a ducati.

UndertheGun wrote:She's awfully skinny.

She looks fine, stop trying to curry favor with the fat chicks.

DarkMistress wrote:"Oooh I'm on a bike I don't know how to ride! And I'm pouting! Look at meeee!"

Pass.

That's what you see? Really? I see a pretty actress on a pretty motorcycle, which tells me that they're using it in a movie.

This pleases me.

Might the movie suck?
Likely, unless we get to see cool bikes all the way through.

Is it bullshit that she doesn't know how to ride, but that they portray her as riding that bike?
Surely, but do you think they actually let Anthony Hopkins ride in that Burt Munro movie?

Ok, maybe I'm biased because I'm a girl and there are no hot pics of sexy half naked men on bikes.

That's hardly half-naked.



You want sexy men on motorcycles? Try the googles...

I have no knowledge of keira knightley or her knowledge or lack thereof when it comes to riding a bike, but I do know that to get the kind of shots they use in an ad like this they would likely have valentino rossi on a rig like that. She's also time period ATGATT so I'm hard pressed to see any issue...

/RM

Needs moar duc.

Are they shooting a new Austin Powers movie?

after an intensive search on the web (I need a new screensaver) it is an ad shot in paris for chanel.

Granted, she wasn't half naked in these shots, but I was generalizing to the other zillion photos of half naked women on bikes. And I have no objections to her not actually riding the bike in the movie, but is it too much to ask for some authenticity? She's barely gripping the grips, and is wearing the most ridiculous shoes, and sticking her butt out like she's ready to be mounted. I like Keira Knightley, I'm having more of a bitch session about the representation of women and riding. Perhaps a bit feminazi of me, but whatever, it drives me nuts.

You want sexy men on motorcycles? Try the googles...

You pretty much made my point here. John Stamos?? Really? That's all we got? And that guy with his cat? Freaky.

This got me thinking. We need an "Men of the UTMC" calendar. Come on guys, get into your hottest leather and hook us sistahs up!

Love the helmet (that's what she said) but WTF is with the cream color scheme?
Not a Kiera fan per se, don't really care if she rides either, but I can dig the bike for what it is.

This got me thinking. We need an "Men of the UTMC" calendar. Come on guys, get into your hottest leather and hook us sistahs up!

Have you met any of us? We are Road Grimed Astronauts. Have you been smoking rope?

Ok, you got me, I've only met a few of you guys. But many of you have sweet rides. The sexy man posing would be entertainment value.

piccini9 wrote: Have you met any of us? We are Road Grimed Astronauts. Have you been smoking rope?

Fuggin lovely! Now why did they put that skinny girl in the way of all that beauty? And on a trailer? Almost brings a tear to my eye.

Regarding the MenofUTMC Calendar, well, umm . . . . I am not sure anyone in their right mind would pose for such a thing and for gawd'sake nobody would buy one! Cept maybe to creep out the neighbors.

Just look at this sexy beast!


or how about this centerfold!


and finally, sporting his business attire:

Well I was thinking more like some portrait-style pics. Like a documentary of men and their bikes. I don't need to meet a lot of you guys to know you put mad time and love into your rides. There a book called "Vermont People" with photos and stories and tons of farmers who I guarantee are not sexy. But everyone has a story. I could make it work...

Ok sorry, tangent. Enough about that. Back to skinny Keira and her pouty face.

Goose is one hot bitch!

Where is my Goose calendar?!?

Just for you, DarkMiss,


Awww yeahhh

My contribution


Guess which one I am.

Oooo wait, here's another one taken of me right after my 18-wheeler collision

Man, I'm diggin' through photobucket and finding all kinds of UTMC images...
One for the Bathing Beauty section...(this is, sadly, not me)

you see, you see ?!
that's how it always happens.
some guy comes up with something lovely and all pretty, then girls show up and they smash it down to pieces and all that's left is dirt and obscenity, then they blame the guys for being sexist pigs.
it all started with chanel+paris+round case 750 ducati+girl with lovely mouth full of teeth and eating disorder and then it goes to hairy biker in plastic pool handling alcohol to under age kid.

xtian wrote:you see, you see ?!
that's how it always happens.
some guy comes up with something lovely and all pretty, then girls show up and they smash it down to pieces and all that's left is dirt and obscenity, then they blame the guys for being sexist pigs.
it all started with chanel+paris+round case 750 ducati+girl with lovely mouth full of teeth and eating disorder and then it goes to hairy biker in plastic pool handling alcohol to under age kid.

bwahahahaha!!!!! (Soon, there just isn't going to be enough bleach to get these images out of my eyes! Rolly for Mr. November baby!!!)

I vote Dozer and Moraki for June. Sexy devils.

I love this place.

Am I the only one here that thinks that's the WORST COLOR EVER put on a Ducati??????????

That makes the faded gold bonny I'm dwarfing look tasty!

BMW had something similar around then. A tad lighter, however.