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Saw this on Motorcycle Picture of the Day.

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:50 pm
by bndgkmf
Thought this was relatable to our little group. :mrgreen:
How many motorcycle forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:59 pm
by Zim

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:04 pm
by bndgkmf
Oh well, that was before my time anyway.

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:16 pm
by DerGolgo
That's 190 forum members right there, do we even have that many active?

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:37 pm
by goose
this hate-filled posting is the "cafe racer" of insidious trolls.

Indeed, it is fraught with institutionalized racism and the humor may, or may not be sexist (No Dame-ish is not a language - it's sexism gawdammit!).

I am appalled by this posting. Can't you fucking see that this is not a rat bike? You can't just throw a "bulb" and tail tidy on a post and call it a rat bike!

Postings like this, they make me sick and now, I'm leaving the forum.

Toodles!
















Wha? No photoshopped "Free (Range) Goose?!" Fine, I'm done!

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:01 pm
by piccini9
Fuck you! You are wrong! And probably ugly too!

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:10 pm
by Pintgudge
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH 3-WHEELERS ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:18 pm
by Jaeger
goose wrote: Postings like this, they make me sick and now, I'm leaving the forum.

Toodles!

Wha? No photoshopped "Free (Range) Goose?!" Fine, I'm done!
Image


xoxoxxo,
--Jaeger

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:40 pm
by maniacles
Thought this was relatable to our little group.

Quote:
How many motorcycle forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


Me too!

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:05 pm
by xtian
nazi's !

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:50 pm
by FastCat
Do any of you guys use Fram® light bulbs?

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:53 am
by Bigshankhank
FastCat wrote:Do any of you guys use Fram® light bulbs?
Nah, they don't have an amperage anti-drain back valve like the OEM bulbs do.

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:52 am
by Dobbs
That's funny... 8) 8) 8)

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:41 am
by srg
ur awl shtuupyd oOo!

this is so fake and gay! (shut up troll) :P