Toothbrush recommendations?
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:06 pm
I just thought you all would want to know that I found my two year old giving himself anal pleasure with my electric toothbrush.
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Toothbrush recommendations?
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:37 pm
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:53 pm
You must be proud, that's quite advanced for a 2 year old.
Re: Toothbrush recommendations?
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:19 pm
Keep in mind that's only if he doesn't become fixated at that stage...Rev wrote:And Rolly, Freud's anal stage takes place between two and three years old, so MLP's kid is pretty much on track. Don't worry, he'll move on to the genital stage soon.
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:37 pm
I'm laughing so hard right now i can cbarely type
You might want to leave out a few old toothbrushes out as decoys.
Oh my god that is so funny.
You might want to leave out a few old toothbrushes out as decoys.
Oh my god that is so funny.
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:31 pm
i wonder how long he's been doing it for while you used that toothbrush
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:23 pm
An excellent question.dozer wrote:i wonder how long he's been doing it for while you used that toothbrush
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:37 pm
I've got an electric brush too, can you post more details on how to achieve this ?
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:33 pm
Yeah...next time you come over...uhm...sorry, the bathroom is...uhm...broken.BackDoorBarbie wrote:seriously, i didnt figure that out the electric toothbrush thing until last year.rolly wrote:You must be proud, that's quite advanced for a 2 year old.
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:03 am
My bathroom is fine.Ames wrote:Yeah...next time you come over...uhm...sorry, the bathroom is...uhm...broken.BackDoorBarbie wrote:seriously, i didnt figure that out the electric toothbrush thing until last year.rolly wrote:You must be proud, that's quite advanced for a 2 year old.
Just sayin...
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:17 am
I hear a bottle of jack makes a good toothbrush substitute.
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Re: Toothbrush recommendations?
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:55 am
Oh, he knows the genitals, he's been all over that since about day three. Little pervert.Rev wrote:You were right, I did want to know that.My Little Pony wrote:I just thought you all would want to know that I found my two year old giving himself anal pleasure with my electric toothbrush.
And Rolly, Freud's anal stage takes place between two and three years old, so MLP's kid is pretty much on track. Don't worry, he'll move on to the genital stage soon.
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:41 am
So what's he getting for Christmas?
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:10 am
Man, that totally beats the hell out of the story my parents had about me running out to the ice cream truck naked.
Clarification: I was four and I was having a bath.
Clarification: I was four and I was having a bath.
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:38 am
OMG! I did the exact same thing. My parents tell everyone about it at Thanksgiving.Beemer Dan wrote:Man, that totally beats the hell out of the story my parents had about me running out to the ice cream truck naked.
Clarification: I was four and I was having a bath.
Clarification: It was last Thursday and I was doing yoga and huffing model airplane glue.