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best dad in the world
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:33 am
by xtian
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:29 am
by Sisyphus
I know this guy whose parents had a friend, the kids called him Uncle Bob or something like that. ONe night, kid didn't want to go to bed, usual kid stuff when the parents are partying and it's getting too late for the kids to be up.
Anway, he's kicking and crying about going to bed and Uncle Bob comes over, says "Kevin, if I tell you a secret, do you promise to go to bed? You have to promise never to tell anyone. Ever." Now intrigued, Kevin nods, sniffling.
Uncle Bob looks over both shoulders, leans in close and unbuttons the top few buttons on his shirt, revealing a blue shirt underneath with the big red and yellow "S" in the middle.
Kevin ran upstairs to bed and giggled himself to sleep, secure in the knowlege that his favorite Uncle Bob was Superman.
Five years later Uncle Bob was imprisoned for flying dope from Mexico.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:20 am
by scumbag
Sisyphus wrote:I know this guy whose parents had a friend, the kids called him Uncle Bob or something like that. One night, kid didn't want to go to bed, usual kid stuff when the parents are partying and it's getting too late for the kids to be up.
Anyway, he's kicking and crying about going to bed and Uncle Bob comes over, says "Kevin, if I tell you a secret, do you promise to go to bed? You have to promise never to tell anyone. Ever." Now intrigued, Kevin nods, sniffling.
Uncle Bob looks over both shoulders, leans in close and unbuttons the top few buttons on his shirt, revealing a blue shirt underneath with the big red and yellow "S" in the middle.
Kevin ran upstairs to bed and giggled himself to sleep, secure in the knowledge that his favorite Uncle Bob was Superman.
Five years later Uncle Bob was imprisoned for flying dope from Mexico.
This tale made my morning.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:45 am
by piccini9
Twenty something years ago I was with a girl and we ran into a friend of hers who was babysitting the neighbor's kid, a little girl about 4-5 years old.
The girls were talking, and for whatever reason I told the little girl I was Spiderman. She of course, did not believe me. The building we were standing next to had rows of brick that stood proud of the wall surface by about an inch, a ladder of buckets running all the way to the roof.
I climbed up about 10 feet, looked over my shoulder, and the little girl was tugging on the babysitter's sleeve, pointing at me in amazement.
Before the babysitter turned to see me, I jumped down of the wall and whispered to the little girl, "I told you so."
She probably got in trouble for telling stories at the dinner table.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:30 am
by DerGolgo
I feel a companion piece to "shit my dad says" coming on.
A show which turned out pretty lame, all things considered.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:33 pm
by Zim
Sounds a lot like my father-type hero:
