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Apparently, that was a Deer Fly.

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:24 pm
by WeAintFoundShit
There's been this fly, buzzing around me, landing on me, and generally pestering the shit out of me for the past half an hour.
I finally got the fucker with a rolled up paper, and it left a HUGE splatter of BLOOD all over one of my text books.

Wasn't expecting THAT, and it was kiiiinda gross.

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:23 am
by Metalredneck
They have delta-wings like a '60's fighter jet, and hurt like FUCK when they bite.

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:49 am
by Zim
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They're little Zaxxon ships, and they shoot lasers can give you an awful sting.

PEW PEW

They also fly on a weird axis to screw with your perception

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:32 pm
by Zer0
Metalredneck wrote:They have delta-wings like a '60's fighter jet, and hurt like FUCK when they bite.
That's putting it mildly. I got bit on my nuts by one of those fuckers when I was bathing in a creek on a mtn. biking trip once. Hurt worse than like FUCK. Asshole.

I'm glad you killed that one, Shit. Kill every single one of them wicked bastards.