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Cogito Ergo Imbibo

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:04 am
by Jaeger
I've been throwing out the "cogito ergo imbibo" line for years, but now apparently medical science is backing me up:

Why do smart kids grow up to be heavier drinkers?
A pair of new studies suggests a correlation between intelligence and a thirst for alcohol. What's the connection?

posted on October 26, 2010, at 1:11 PM


Best Opinion: Psychology Today, Food & Wine Blog, The Frisky

Don't worry, all that excessive drinking is just a sign of your intelligence. According to two long-term studies — one American, one British — there's a correlation between smarts and a thirst for alcohol. The "more intelligent children in both studies grew up to drink alcohol more frequently and in greater quantities than less intelligent children," says Liz Day at Discover. Why might this be the case?

It's all about evolution: Drinking alcohol was "unintentional, accidental, and haphazard until about 10,000 years ago," says Satoshi Kanazawaat at Psychology Today. Smart people are generally early adopters and, in the context of human history, "the substance [alcohol] and the method of consumption are both evolutionarily novel."
"Why intelligent people drink more alcohol"

Alcohol makes up for boring early years: "I'm surprised" by the findings, says Joanne Hinkel at The Frisky, so "here’s my pop-psychology theory" to explain it: "All that studying in childhood repressed kids so much that they’re still trying to compensate well into adulthood for all that fun they missed." Granted, that's just a theory.
"Brain types booze more — are you surprised?"

Drinking is the only way to deal with morons:Smart people "booze so we can tolerate everyone else," says Greg at Food & Wine Blog. When sober, we tend to "take people’s responses at literal face value." But after a few drinks, "we can relax a bit, stop being so anal with semantics and let comments slide a bit."
"Speculative reasons why smart people drink more"

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Cheers.

--Jaeger

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:42 am
by roadmissile
Ego imbibo quoniam vos es stolidus?

/RM

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:44 am
by Metalredneck
I must be a genius...*hic*

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:31 am
by Jaeger
roadmissile wrote:Ego imbibo quoniam vos es stolidus?

Well, they're making arguments about how it's an evolutionary adaptation (smart critters adopt new things early), but.... basically, yes.

--Jaeger

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:05 am
by roadmissile
Jaeger wrote:
roadmissile wrote:Ego imbibo quoniam vos es stolidus?

Well, they're making arguments about how it's an evolutionary adaptation (smart critters adopt new things early), but.... basically, yes.

--Jaeger
Heh, just making a glib reference to the last point in your post :P

/RM

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:28 am
by Sisyphus
*bWAAAAAP" Yeah, so?

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:19 pm
by piccini9
What? Who? Me? Nothing...