UTMC

...but, I've had 5 really cold beers and enjoying the buzz at the moment. Life is good...

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Lyndon B. Johnson


"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Paul Hornung


"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Cliff Clavin to his buddy Norm on Cheers

Zer0 wrote:"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Lyndon B. Johnson

that's funny because I recently discovered that I feel about as shitty in the morning even on the few mornings after I had none or almost no drink. So shitty morning for shitty morning, might as well enjoy the evening.