I made a baby.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:22 pm
...Ok, maybe not, but I CAUSED a baby!
While at Burning Man, I happened upon a group of random strangers, who were all just sitting there in their camp, hanging around.
They had all driven from Louisville Ky, and New Albany In, and had spent most of their time at the festival, just hanging around camp.
I asked them what their plans were for the evening, and all of 'em were shortly on their way to bed.
Upon hearing of this spectacular waste of time and gas money, I force fed them booze, alternately harangued and cajoled them onto my art car, and struck out for an AMAZING evening that ended full circle back at their camp, where I led the charge through an entire bottle of bourbon at sunrise.
Upon departing, I ended up in my trailer, being non-sexually humped by an obnoxious crowd of people, all high on nitrous, whilst polishing off a half a bottle of Jameson.
Once I had moved onto that, however, two of my new found buddies, Craig and Steph, kept the original party going in their own right, and (very) sexually, humped their way into parenthood.
I guess they were going to start trying to have a kid soon, anyway, so it all works out in the "win" column.
So yeah, I caused (catalyzed?) the existence of a child.
Score!
While at Burning Man, I happened upon a group of random strangers, who were all just sitting there in their camp, hanging around.
They had all driven from Louisville Ky, and New Albany In, and had spent most of their time at the festival, just hanging around camp.
I asked them what their plans were for the evening, and all of 'em were shortly on their way to bed.
Upon hearing of this spectacular waste of time and gas money, I force fed them booze, alternately harangued and cajoled them onto my art car, and struck out for an AMAZING evening that ended full circle back at their camp, where I led the charge through an entire bottle of bourbon at sunrise.
Upon departing, I ended up in my trailer, being non-sexually humped by an obnoxious crowd of people, all high on nitrous, whilst polishing off a half a bottle of Jameson.
Once I had moved onto that, however, two of my new found buddies, Craig and Steph, kept the original party going in their own right, and (very) sexually, humped their way into parenthood.
I guess they were going to start trying to have a kid soon, anyway, so it all works out in the "win" column.
So yeah, I caused (catalyzed?) the existence of a child.
Score!
