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Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:33 pm**

Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans Planning To Drive To Do Something Gay

Explaining his theory, Robertson said, "Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two."__ Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."

Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:36 pm**

Huh. Guy has quite an imagination. About on par with a 4 year old, if the education video is right.

Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:41 pm**

DOUBLE POSTING IS FUCKING GAY

Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:51 pm**

Really Pat? Seems to me the snow means the gays will be staying home and having gay sex with their gay lovers… yep, god must be sending a message.

Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:01 pm**

dozer wrote:DOUBLE POSTING IS FUCKING GAY

Sure, if you do it right...

Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:28 pm**

This really hurts my brain...I mean really...people think like this? ::wince::

On a side (and only barely related) note, the mother of the girl I'm almost going to hire as our #1 babysitter made a side comment today that I took as being a veiled anti-gay thing... Can't decide if that makes the kid a cultural threat in my household or if I misunderstood the mother. Interesting...

-Rench

Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:32 pm**

I've always thought that anal sex melts the snow off the streets, that's why there's never any snow in Las Vegas. Oh, and I think he's forgetting about what goes on in airport bathrooms:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig

Since it's just raining here in the PNW I'm assuming that we're free to go eat a bag of dicks without fear of making gawd mad.

Even the jealous and vengeful storm god Yaweh would approve eh?

Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:33 pm**

Oh and Rench, if she does that again just do what you did at DooM

Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:59 pm**

When life gives you lemons...a toboggan seats 4...yea!

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:10 am**

dozer wrote:DOUBLE FISTING IS FUCKING GAY

Fixed.

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:44 am**

dozer wrote:DOUBLE POSTING IS FUCKING GAY

Only if you are double posting another man.

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:26 am**

Wait...wait, wait wait wait...so what this guy is saying is, essentially, that road travel and air travel are mainly tools of the homosexuals and have no purpose for heterosexuals?

Forget flying, he's basically saying that straight men don't drive, isn't he?

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:43 am**

It's humor folks.

Not that Robertson hasn't said equally absurd things (though much more offensive).

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funn ... ertson.htm

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:38 am**

Rolly is gullible and annoyed.

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:11 pm**

rolly wrote:Rolly is gullible and annoyed.

It's okay, I reallllly wanted Christopher Walken to run for president...

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:14 pm**

guitargeek wrote:It's okay, I reallllly wanted Christopher Walken to run for president...

"No More Zoos!"

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:29 pm**

guitargeek wrote:
rolly wrote:Rolly is gullible and annoyed.
It's okay, I reallllly wanted Christopher Walken to run for president...

Hellyeah!

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:20 pm**

The Shifty Jesus wrote:When life gives you lemons...a toboggan seats 4...yea!

I thought that when life gives you lemons you're supposed to have a lemon party?

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:04 pm**

Beemer Dan wrote:
The Shifty Jesus wrote:When life gives you lemons...a toboggan seats 4...yea!
I thought that when life gives you lemons you're supposed to have a lemon party?

Wait...doesn't the lemon go with the teabags?

Posted: **Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:31 am**

BTW GG,
http://utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=16616517

Luckily down here the roads didn't ice over, so the Florida Gays have had no problem whatsoever driving all the way up to Southern Georgia to do gay stuff.

Posted: **Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:34 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:36 pm**

UTMC

Go do something gay.

Go do something gay.