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Rob Zombie Ruined my Sex Life

Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:58 am
by Bigshankhank
Rant
So wandering through the channels the other night, I spotted The Devils Rejects http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395584/ on IFC and decided to DVR it. Last night, nothing on, decided to wind it up and see what it was about. Decent film, kinda of a Natural Born Killers vibe, luckily my 15 year old was not in the room. Alas by the end my wife looked over at me and told me that she had been in the mood to watch something more "adult" and get some dirty lovin' until we watched TDR. Dammit, even the toilet was too cold for Rosie Palm to stop by for a quick one.

/Rant

Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:00 am
by xtian
strange, I read somewhere sometimes that horror movies were excellent preliminaries. Something about the heart beating faster and the physiology reacting to fear/surprise/anxiety like it would under a sexual stimulus.

But now that you mention it we've been watching rob zombie's movies a lot amongst other horror movies, maybe I could see a pattern here.

Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:50 am
by Rench
:facepalm:

-Rench

Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:15 am
by bndgkmf
Rob Zombie: Fully Autonomous Cock Blocker

Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:54 am
by Sisyphus
Oh, come on! A little suspense, little mystery, throw in some knife and axe action, coupled with some necrophilia? What could turn a woman on more?!?

Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:44 am
by motorpsycho67
My ex was the production coordinator on that movie.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:07 pm
by WeAintFoundShit
motorpsycho67 wrote:My ex was the production coordinator on that movie.
Which leads me to believe that the movie cock blocked you more than once, as well.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:39 pm
by motorpsycho67
WeAintFoundShit wrote:
motorpsycho67 wrote:My ex was the production coordinator on that movie.
Which leads me to believe that the movie cock blocked you more than once, as well.

Nope.

We'd never seen the movie together..... and I'd never seen it until well after she and I had parted ways.

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:31 am
by Jonny
I think WAFS was referring to the possibility that the process of her making the film was blocking your process of... to put it in the vernacular ...fucking her.

:lol: