UTMC

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:06 pm**

NSFW! NSFW!

Seriously.
The cigar. The bottle of Jack. The sunglasses. The big-bossomed blonde in cowboy boots. The .45 that can throw a man like an elephant.

Somebody clearly decided that, if nothing else, this film MUST appeal to 14 year old boys everywhere.

I kinda like the sheer gumption of throwing all that stuff together.

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Also, hydrogen is the devil's fuel (CGI still looks unfinished in this):
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Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:17 pm**

NOTE: That first link is pretty definitively NSFW.

--Jaeger

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:21 pm**

Jaeger wrote:NOTE: That first link is pretty definitively NSFW.

--Jaeger

Indeed, I totally spaced on that.

Apologies to all who are now on the breadline because of me.

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:48 pm**

Jaeger wrote:NOTE: That first link is pretty definitively NSFW.

--Jaeger

If the company you work for gets all uppity about a clip showing tacky wood paneling, then maybe it's time to get a new jo...

Oh, it's the boobies, huh?

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:04 pm**

DerGolgo wrote: this film MUST appeal to 14 year old boys everywhere.

And me!

I also thoroughly enjoyed:

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Lots of over the top gun and sword fights, blood spatter and a world completely devoid of unattractive women. What's not to enjoy?

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:20 pm**

It's pretty obvious that's one of the newer "IN 3-MOTHERFUCKING-D" movies that seem to be all the rage these days. Bullets coming at the camera, axes coming at the camera, bodies flying at the camera, but NO boobs flying at the camera. If they can't learn to properly utilize this new technology I don't see the point in paying the extra money for tickets.

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:26 pm**

mmm-hm,

luvs me some campy action movies!

Guns, boobies, blood, laws of physics denying action.
What else does one need?

Posted: **Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:27 pm**

I love how characters in some movies are dumb enough to run in to a room blind with a hammer or an axe, AFTER they hear a GUNshot that killed the first guy that did it. makes for some serious laughs.

double R.....

Posted: **Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:03 pm**

Also, he wasn't in a gun fight. He was in a hammer and axe fight, only he had a gun, and boobies. Mmmmm... Boobies....

Posted: **Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:49 pm**

Maybe they were inspired by these guys-
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Posted: **Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:03 pm**

Dig those crazy '80's porno-staches!

UTMC

This HAS to be the most adolescent gunfights yet. NSFW

This HAS to be the most adolescent gunfights yet. NSFW

Re: This HAS to be the most adolescent gunfights yet. NSFW